Shares of BLACO stock shot through the roof today when sex-pot -starlet Gen Padova was made the new spokes-model.
Reading a prepared statement and answering no questions a seemingly tense Padova said."I used to belive all drugs were bad until BLACO used their drug proceeds to pay-off my moms house,add in that WUD allows Tyler Durden to become almost noticeibly erect and I think that everyone should try it!"
Transgender-meglomaniacal-chief-of-the-hoard Tyler Knight(oddly enough standing at an angle)adds"We think Gen is totally fuckin hot,and if the intel that nasa has on my penis is correct,and it survives re-entry I'm totally going to fuck the living shit out of her!and anyonewho wants to have a shot at that should try "New Improved Wud"sure to take you on a ride to remember.
Sec,Bar-None Bishop added "We will keep the campaign so simple that a retard will know Wud means you can fuck Gen.(I know I didn't say that shit out loud)and when informed that he did indeed mention retards being tricked stated(fuck I meant to think that!)We also got the handle on that exploding implant thing so come on in for retro-fitting!"
"Let's have a look at the ad"(Bishop's platinum and diamond encrusted shoulder-to-wrist,custom rolex sleeve drops thru it's cashmire sling and splinters the podium into tooth-picks,good thing Tyler was standing at an angle!)