A real conversation, just like On-Star commercials:
Nimrod: Did you hear about Paige Davis' porno?
Arab: Who?
Nimrod: Paige Davis.
Arab: Is that Bette Davis' son or something?
Nimrod: No! She's on TV. Isn't that scandalous?
Arab: How is it supposed to be scandalous when nobody's heard of her?
Nimrod. Oh, nevermind. Hey, random person, did you hear...
Fucking nuts. This country needs to be slapped down on its knees by the Almighty and gagfucked until it stops acting like John Garfield.
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