Well, I walk into the room passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill!

And I buy the bar a double round of crown and everybody's getting down an' this town ain't never gonna be the same!

Cause I saddle up my horse and I ride into the cityyyy..I make a lot of noise 'Cause the girls they are so pretty!
Riding up and down Broadway on my old stud Leroy and the girls say, "Save a horse, ride a cowboy."

Well I don't give a dang about nothing I'm singing and Bling- Blanging while the girls are drinkinnnn LOOONGGG NECKS doooooown!

And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy or my Chevrolet for your Escalade Or your freak parade I'm the only John Wayne left in this town!

YOU GUYS THESE ARE THE HOTTEST WORDS EVER PUT TOGETHER... ITS GOOD SHIT LIKE THAT. ASnd yes I'm bored. No one wants to fuck me. I've been deprived like you wouldn't believe. SNIFFLES!

I witnessed a pet horse kick the hell out its teenage babe loving handler into a fence, broken ribs, hand and facial cuts. She was just brushing the sides and hind end innocently, done it numerous times.

I don't like horses or crazy chicks sucking their dicks.
Anybody created song lyrics about that?

gen have you gotten into grandpas old cough medicine again?

I think someone put something in my drink last night. It had to be Cram cuz he was the only person I was hangin with. I should have known he wanted that throat of mine. But then I should have known better to not talk about my dripping wet crotch at a public restaurant, huh? Oopsie!