Amazingly, Wang is actually much uglier than that guy with the pubic beard that you posted. He has a military cut and his oval face makes him look like an extra in some classic John Wayne movie set in the South Pacific.

I really do love the old Wanker Wang, though. You know, all the posts about how he's just going to focus on making money.

He sounded like some cracked-out Tom Wu real estate guru. "Why you laugh? You want car, you want big bucks? You see bikini girl? You dink she be around me if I didn't have big bucks?"