From B.L.A.C.O R&D Division.

While it is cruel to test products on cute bunnies, no such morality applies to d-list male talent. Our elite Covert Ops team scoured the Valley looking for test subjects, until spotting a group of down trodden "straight" male talent outside of the famous Falconi Men ( www.falconimen.com ) Modeling Agency. They were gathered like day workers outside of Home Depot, looking for "Gay for Pay" jobs. The problem was, as soon as our CovertOps leader, Gen stepped out of the cab to herd them into the back of the pick up truck, they instantly got arroused. Undaunted, she subdued them with our propriatary mace, "Wood Be Gone" (tm), designed for situations when our erection enhancing products work too well. They test subjects were then rounded up, and shuttled to our secret R&D lab, beneath the infamous Tuxford house. More developments to follow.

Tyler H. Knight
Chairman of the Horde
B.L.A.C.O. Inc.