12/22/2004
B.L.A.C.O Self Serving Propaganda

RE: Corporate Swindler of the Year.

I am currently in the Arctic Circle, on a sleigh being pulled by six d-list male talents, naked except for their socks, that I recruited from a North Hollywood bukkake.After I'm done clubbing cute, cuddly, baby harp seals for their fur, a non critical component for the "Man Lens" (tm) BLACO Corp, Bishop and I are off to the annual Sweatshop Millionare Awards, where he will be named "Corporate Swindler of the Year". Simultaneously, while he is making his long winded acceptance speech, our Covert Ops/Black Bag Job Team, (the 1-12 San Francisco 49ers) will leak an Industrial Light & Magic doctored mpeg of him to ADT. The doctored mpeg will be doing a tranny in Sao Paolo, which will guarentee him an AVN (tm) Performer of the Year Award, and thus inflate our stock price (currently trading with a P/E ratio of 898,466,597:1)even further.

Tyler H. Knight
Chairman of the Manwhores
B.L.A.C.O, Inc.