OFFICIAL INTEROFFICE CORRESPONDENCE SECURITY LEVEL (FOR YOUR EYES ONLY) Hello jamesn, and welcome to the BLACO board.Your sharp and cunning,nature will serve us well.Your input will be appreciated,BUT LET'S GET ONE THING STRAIGHT---TYLER AND I CAN CORRUPT THIS MOFO ALL BY OURSELVES!Which is evidenced by the sharp rise in our stock,caused by nothing more than, A: false promises(the bionic impaler runs well until you get in doggie at which point the shrapnel from the explosion straifes everything in a two block radius.
B:Lies We have people convinced that it's human error(like audi and the gas/brake pedals)
C: Misdirection Whenever we have a press release we have Tyler stand at the podium so his rugged profile is most prominant(be careful of that If he stands at that angle and says he raped your mother,you're likely to buy him a beer and say the bitch had it coming.)
And lastly D: free press,Tylers penis broke free again and did it use it's frequent flyer miles? No it tore through the southern states like a florida hurricane.Leaving a wake of death and destruction that anyone would be proud to say their dick caused.So you see we dont need Bohski,or Gecko,Trump or any of those pussies,When our stock is worth 100,000 times it's actual value we break camp,have no comments,get out of the jurisdiction of the U.S. and write books blaming each other as indictments that aren't worth the paper they are printed on come raining down like confetti.From what I understand this is perfectly legal as long as you are willing to move out of the country(think prison rape)There are plenty of other nice places too live(hell the aids rate in cambodia is still manageble)In your desk you'll find two sets of keys one to a steamer trunk full of hundred dollar bills we've buried in your mom's yard(Tyler didn't touch her you should be glad his dick's on tour)and the other to a 95 Calloway Twin Turbo Corvette in the parking structure....So know your role,loosen up,and put some astro-glide(tm) in your hair and join us for donuts in what used to be the park(we bought it off the city with petty cash to build a private super-car proving ground.Those fucking kids can play somewhere else(shit! did I type that...fuck I meant to think it...oh well.....