Penis letting you down?(guy shakes head at soft dick)
Can this particular shoot make or break you?
(pan to director muted shouting hands animated)
Nothing wrong with your co-star,(cutaway to flawless beauty)
Then it must be you!(Director on phone"Tom can you get here?)
Turn it around with new Super Wud(cue morris day and the time Get It Up)(cut to apollo launch)(cut to locomotive entering tunnel)(cut to bronze statue of a soldier with helmet at a jaunty angle....) and (chorus) Get it up!We're Ready For A real Good Time(Girl in a disheveld heap on floor with a broad smile as our man picks up his check)Gonna Try To Blow your Mind!
(our hero passes Tom on his way out the door,gives him the universal fuck you look)uh uh,oh whoa--oh whoa!(fade out)
B.L.A.C.O. Responsible for more wood than lumber-jacks!