First let me proudly accept my appointment to the B.L.A.C.O Board.I'd like to report some exciting changes that will take place before we go all enron loot the joint,and jet off to the islands in search of Tyler's free-range-penis. (did i type that?shit!i meant to think it)We'll be developing new products and procedures that will allow anyone to be MALE TALENT!Look out for implants,pumps,rods and our upcomming Bionic Impaler (tm.pat pend)It will make a chick take cover.She'll know just what kind of man you are when she sees those six pnumatic pumps and smells the high-test exaust from it's dual pipes and you will know nothing can keep your dick down.Also new MAN LENSES,pop these babies in your eyes before a boy girl scene and that chick will look like a dude,for the faggot working in straight porn.We are also going to strengthen complex w.u.d.(formerly known as caverject)until every male talent can have his penis break free from it's skin and do a scene across town.Of course all this developement will drive our prices up,but wouldn't you rather pay more than have some director looking back and forth from you to his watch,to the p.a. standing by the telephone?Come see us at B.L.A.C.O. don't let your small-non-working-penis,keep you out of porn