After completing a leveraged buy-out, & filing my form 13-D with the Securities and Exchange Comission, I am now the proud owner of 51% of Caverject Co.
My first order of business is to appoint a new board of directors. I do hereby appoint Bishop as Secretary, Jamesn as Treasurer, and, Smelly Monkey as President. I of course, with great experience of running an investment banking firm into the ground in my mid 20's, and wiping out millions of my clients assets (true story)will rightfully serve as Chairman of the Board.I propose our first order of business as new management, will be to extort our male talent clients into paying us 99.99999% of their earnings, or we'll pull a B.A.L.C.O. on them, and expose them for the woodless, cheating, faggots that they are. I'll leave the topic of our next strategic move and meeting up to you gentlemen, as I have no interest (or skill) in running a company.
If you need me, I'll be slinging product to Euro-Fag black socks and sandles wearing German tourists at Hollywood and Highland, or busting doughnuts in my circa '86 Ferrari Testarossa in Mac Arthur Park, blasting the Miami Vice soundtrack with my afro slicked back with Astro Glide....