Oh, okay. Then I'll just give her a grand to fuck her ass for two hours. I don't want to film it anyway. Uh, wait. nevermind. I have $.32 for a down payment. Will that get me in the door?

If I had more disposable income, I'd butt bone her for $1k.

Why not? Wait. Don't answer that.


Edit: I just went to her site for the first time. Man, this chick turns me on. Again, I like her. Uh, Merry Christmas?
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