If I borrow my uncle's old video camera(circa 1988) can I stick it on a tripod and poke your pooper?

I'll pay standard rates . . . a cheeseburger and a picture with me that you can take home and show your friends. Oh yeah, and $800.

Sorry, Kami. She is just too fun. I like her.

However, Miss Popwhore Ma'am, it is imperative that we all see a picture of your feet. For documentary purposes.