i was going through xxxpt withdrawl for a few days, but as soon as i leave this godforsaken french glacier i'm ordering so many adt t-shirts and distributing them to the local homeless with booze and a turkey. conditional upon wearing it proudly while exposing themselves to old ladies and committing more misdemeanors than missy eliot. you can't buy this kind of PR, there's just no substitute for product placement involving a hobo's genitals and strangers.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits