I suspect it's even worse than that. I'm thinking they'll have ADT laminated passes and nametags so they can spot fellow members of the tribe across the crowded floor.

"Hello, OrgazzzmBoy. I am DrippyXXX. Pleased to meet you. Would you like to gaze at my Seka autograph album while I retire to the lavoratory stall?"

ADT Moderator or Chief Greeter at Wal-Mart? There's a certain lobotomized haziness in those otherwise bright-eyed and bushytail types that make you wonder if the Walton family hasn't already begun their takeover of the porn industry boards.