i was slow for my age. tony t. slow.

i think i had exclusively-mediocre babysitters for exactly that reason, my mom had no power over cute secretaries he's always had but i'm guessing she chose sitters based only on how dumpy they looked. that explains the whole michael jackson chapter of my life, i'll send you the bill and some amphetamines from my therapist kami.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits