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#75015 - 12/19/04 04:07 AM I love ADT
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
I know that many people here hate ADT with a passion, but I've always felt the two forums can coexist in a sort of symbiotic relationship. I'll always post much more here, however on occasion I feel that ADT provides a more fertile audience for a particular line of discussion.

My current theme of the moment on ADT is empowering women.

I love ADT. I love the fact that 36 posts into the thread and in relation to one specific point, someone has the nerve to ask me "Were you being sarcastic here?"
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#75016 - 12/19/04 04:15 AM Re: I love ADT
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Yes, Ivor. That thread is outstanding. Sarcasm is best when it mocks the people who don't get it.



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#75017 - 12/19/04 07:30 AM Re: I love ADT
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
adt doesnt cater to the brightest people , in fact you might say adt is the short bus of message boards .

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#75018 - 12/19/04 08:35 AM Re: I love ADT
Morbidism Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 11/06/04
Posts: 40
Quote:

adt doesnt cater to the brightest people......




That is because it is run by a fucking moron. The bitch that handles ADT (Steph) is the 2nd dumbest cunt (just behind Katja Kassin) on the internet.



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#75019 - 12/19/04 09:02 AM Re: I love ADT
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
What's ADT?
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#75020 - 12/19/04 02:21 PM Re: I love ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Well if you enjoy it thats okay. I don't so i will ask who's adt?.
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#75021 - 12/19/04 03:07 PM Re: I love ADT
JRV Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
ADT is the land of locked threads and banned posters.

Jules Jordan and Chico Wanker got into a fight ... and a mod locked the threads and told them to quit. Huh? Disagreements between them isn't of interest to a porn forum? At least they didn't ban Jules, although they did ban his avatar.

There are also a bunch of Venus fans and several who use her as their avatar, including a mod. And nobody seems to have noticed she changed agents, or asked Spiegler why ...
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#75022 - 12/19/04 03:34 PM Re: I love ADT
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
I like those porn star arguements over there before they get locked down- fun while they last. There are good points to every board this one just happens to fit me the best it seems.
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#75023 - 12/19/04 06:31 PM Re: I love ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
(me) (steph telling me to stop)

(jrv's dead body with a stretched asshole to the exact width of garfield's cock)
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#75024 - 12/19/04 06:33 PM Re: I love ADT
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
ADT sucks, if I had the power to kill people over the internet I would.

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#75025 - 12/19/04 06:35 PM Re: I love ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Adt is cool, its just people like wankus and steph that stink. Wait ADT is the place where all the 40 somethings plan porn vacations together right?. Ohh if thats the case yeah that place sucks. i need sleep, fo real.
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#75026 - 12/20/04 01:57 PM Re: I love ADT
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Stop talking bad about Steph. How big are her hooters I wonder? Anybody have any other pics other that the one that arab posts from mad max
I will say that I haven't posted there in a while but when I did Drew was alright to me at least, I had no contact with Steph at all.
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#75027 - 12/20/04 08:02 PM Re: I love ADT
Morbidism Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 11/06/04
Posts: 40
Quote:

Anybody have any other pics other that the one that arab posts from mad max





Don't know if you have seen this pic or not, but here is one of Steph standing next to Sydnee Steele.



She looks like one of those desperate girls from high school that only got sex when they were lucky enough to get gang raped by the football team.

Someone should work her ass over with a blowtorch.
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#75028 - 12/20/04 08:16 PM Re: I love ADT
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
hi. i'm one of those girls who babysat on weekends when i was 18 to hide the fact i had no friends. i have the coolest l.l. bean backpack and bad skin, isn't it funny that i run a sex website, hehe...snort!
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#75029 - 12/21/04 03:29 AM Re: I love ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

hi. i'm one of those girls who babysat on weekends when i was 18 to hide the fact i had no friends. i have the coolest l.l. bean backpack and bad skin, isn't it funny that i run a sex website, hehe...snort!






God thats true i remember the girl who babysat me when i was like 9 or 10 for a while and then seeing her 5 years later, it was just weird for all. I was an asshole back then too. Back to the point sydnee steele is mantastic i love her maybe i am gay or turned myself gay?. I wish i was there then i would run over and pull off two of those weird metal things on sydnee's shirt and stab steph to death with them then just run.
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#75030 - 12/21/04 03:38 AM Re: I love ADT
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
by ten or eleven, i could sense there was something wrong with 18-year old babysitters. like a deformed zebra, their herd had left them behind to have fun-i used to actually look forward to those opportunities. my sister and i would usually get the cops to come every fourth-fifth time or at least destroy some couch that cost as much as a decent car. the best was getting pulled over by state troopers because i whipped up a "CALL 911, KIDNAPPED!" sign to flash at every passing vehicle.
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#75031 - 12/21/04 03:41 AM Re: I love ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

and i would usually get the cops to come every fourth-fifth time or at least destroy some couch that cost as much as a decent car. the best was getting pulled over by state troopers because i whipped up a "CALL 911, KIDNAPPED!" sign to flash at every passing vehicle





You know this happens to them at every house, why do they keep doing it?, the pay is shit and you have to put up with assholes all the time, Unless you are one of those swedish ones thats hired by rich important people with better things to do then raise kids.
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#75032 - 12/21/04 03:57 AM Re: I love ADT
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
When I was seven, I went with my parents on vacation to Washingtin DC. They went out to eat with some friends one night, and hired a babysitter to come to the hotel room.

When they got back that night the babysitter was hancuffed to the heater, and I was walking around downtown DC.

I don't remember much beyond asking her if she wanted to play a fun hide and go seek game. I was innocent enough. I should have fucked her.

Needless to say, the girl was traumatized. She had been there for almost wo hours when my parents finally returned.

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#75033 - 12/21/04 11:07 AM Re: I love ADT
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

by ten or eleven, i could sense there was something wrong with 18-year old babysitters. like a deformed zebra, their herd had left them behind to have fun-i used to actually look forward to those opportunities. my sister and i would usually get the cops to come every fourth-fifth time or at least destroy some couch that cost as much as a decent car. the best was getting pulled over by state troopers because i whipped up a "CALL 911, KIDNAPPED!" sign to flash at every passing vehicle.




she like banging your dad on the car ride home.

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#75034 - 12/21/04 11:30 AM Re: I love ADT
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
doubt it, my dad became a tranny and left us when i was 15
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#75035 - 12/21/04 02:14 PM Re: I love ADT
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
some gals love trannys and you wouldnt need a sitter after 15

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#75036 - 12/21/04 03:06 PM Re: I love ADT
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i was slow for my age. tony t. slow.

i think i had exclusively-mediocre babysitters for exactly that reason, my mom had no power over cute secretaries he's always had but i'm guessing she chose sitters based only on how dumpy they looked. that explains the whole michael jackson chapter of my life, i'll send you the bill and some amphetamines from my therapist kami.
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#75037 - 12/21/04 11:08 PM Re: I love ADT
mallocup Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
Quote:



(jrv's dead body with a stretched asshole to the exact width of garfield's cock)




lol


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ADT regular

Registered: 09/29/05
Posts: 1
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Hi, I am new to xxxpt......

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#75038 - 12/22/04 04:53 AM Re: I love ADT
Toelicker Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
Quote:

doubt it, my dad became a tranny and left us when i was 15






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#75039 - 12/23/04 12:52 PM Re: I love ADT
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Drew Black
Administrator


377 Posts
9/99
Posted - Dec 23 2004 : 10:34:53 AM Show Profile Email Poster Edit Message Reply w/QuoteI figured I would set teh record straight on the reason for the removal of JM Productions from our price search. Most people think it's because of the actions of one of their owners here in the forum. That's not it. They were removed after an email was forwarded to me from Rog, who we are partners with in his two sites. This is a snippet from that email sent by Jeff Steward to Rog:


so i cant go to your site from my office.at home i have no problem getting on your site.hmmmm,looks like that cunt steph is calling the shots on your site.she blocks my ip address,but did she tell you?Was this something you asked her to do or did she take that upon herself to decide who can and cant go to your web page?this is just more proof that steph and drew are not the good people you think they are.they are pure evil dude and i have made it my mission to expose them as the nazi fucks they are.dont even bother covering up for them.if you told them to block my ip address then fuck you and if not and you contunie to have any dealings with them,then you are a complete waste of space.oh well.this site does better and better everyday with more and more posters.soon we will be lanching our price search portion on this site and slowly but surely we will take all of adt's traffic.karma is a motherfucker and i will not rest untill those two are homeless and eating garbage from trash cans.i have the money,i have the contacts and i have the skills to make it happen.watch and see....

We will not help support a person or company who states that their goal is to put us out of business.
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#75040 - 12/23/04 12:55 PM Re: I love ADT
BigPornFan Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
Quote:

Drew Black
Administrator


377 Posts
9/99
Posted - Dec 23 2004 : 10:34:53 AM Show Profile Email Poster Edit Message Reply w/QuoteI figured I would set teh record straight on the reason for the removal of JM Productions from our price search. Most people think it's because of the actions of one of their owners here in the forum. That's not it. They were removed after an email was forwarded to me from Rog, who we are partners with in his two sites. This is a snippet from that email sent by Jeff Steward to Rog:


so i cant go to your site from my office.at home i have no problem getting on your site.hmmmm,looks like that cunt steph is calling the shots on your site.she blocks my ip address,but did she tell you?Was this something you asked her to do or did she take that upon herself to decide who can and cant go to your web page?this is just more proof that steph and drew are not the good people you think they are.they are pure evil dude and i have made it my mission to expose them as the nazi fucks they are.dont even bother covering up for them.if you told them to block my ip address then fuck you and if not and you contunie to have any dealings with them,then you are a complete waste of space.oh well.this site does better and better everyday with more and more posters.soon we will be lanching our price search portion on this site and slowly but surely we will take all of adt's traffic.karma is a motherfucker and i will not rest untill those two are homeless and eating garbage from trash cans.i have the money,i have the contacts and i have the skills to make it happen.watch and see....

We will not help support a person or company who states that their goal is to put us out of business.





I LOVE THIS POST . JEFF YOU RULE .

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#75041 - 12/23/04 12:58 PM Re: I love ADT
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i've made 2 posts about kiddie-snuff since reading this.
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#75042 - 12/23/04 03:06 PM Re: I love ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

Posted - Dec 23 2004 : 10:34:53 AM Show Profile Email Poster Edit Message Reply w/QuoteI figured I would set teh record straight on the reason for the removal of JM Productions from our price search. Most people think it's because of the actions of one of their owners here in the forum. That's not it. They were removed after an email was forwarded to me from Rog, who we are partners with in his two sites. This is a snippet from that email sent by Jeff Steward to Rog:


so i cant go to your site from my office.at home i have no problem getting on your site.hmmmm,looks like that cunt steph is calling the shots on your site.she blocks my ip address,but did she tell you?Was this something you asked her to do or did she take that upon herself to decide who can and cant go to your web page?this is just more proof that steph and drew are not the good people you think they are.they are pure evil dude and i have made it my mission to expose them as the nazi fucks they are.dont even bother covering up for them.if you told them to block my ip address then fuck you and if not and you contunie to have any dealings with them,then you are a complete waste of space.oh well.this site does better and better everyday with more and more posters.soon we will be lanching our price search portion on this site and slowly but surely we will take all of adt's traffic.karma is a motherfucker and i will not rest untill those two are homeless and eating garbage from trash cans.i have the money,i have the contacts and i have the skills to make it happen.watch and see....

We will not help support a person or company who states that their goal is to put us out of business






jeff= monkey
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#75043 - 12/23/04 04:00 PM Re: I love ADT
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
monkey has better punctuation and grammer
jeff=simp
monkey=arab
longshot=wizzard of jizz
kami=poo (and one other)
khan=kyoto
smartt=bornyo
brandon irons=anyone promoting stuff


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#75044 - 12/23/04 04:23 PM Re: I love ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Quote:

monkey has better punctuation and grammer






Only because of spell check.
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#75045 - 12/23/04 04:38 PM Re: I love ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Kami said:
Quote:

smartt=bornyo




Normally it takes a lot more, but that really offends me - to the core. Please tell me why you think I'm Smartt- what in the hell have I done to make you think that?

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#75046 - 12/23/04 05:27 PM Re: I love ADT
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
oh abbe im sorry, i wa trying to make a whole list but i only really knew two so i just made a bunch up.

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#75047 - 12/23/04 09:59 PM Re: I love ADT
mallocup Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/31/04
Posts: 764
Quote:


longshot=wizzard of jizz






sorry but

longshot = cockhead of the decade
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ADT regular

Registered: 09/29/05
Posts: 1
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, Florida
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#75048 - 12/24/04 12:50 AM Re: I love ADT
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
whats he eating?

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#75049 - 12/27/04 05:48 AM Re: I love ADT
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Drew Black
Administrator


377 Posts
9/99
Posted - Dec 23 2004 : 10:34:53 AM Show Profile Email Poster Edit Message Reply w/QuoteI figured I would set teh record straight on the reason for the removal of JM Productions from our price search. Most people think it's because of the actions of one of their owners here in the forum. That's not it. They were removed after an email was forwarded to me from Rog, who we are partners with in his two sites. This is a snippet from that email sent by Jeff Steward to Rog:


so i cant go to your site from my office.at home i have no problem getting on your site.hmmmm,looks like that cunt steph is calling the shots on your site.she blocks my ip address,but did she tell you?Was this something you asked her to do or did she take that upon herself to decide who can and cant go to your web page?this is just more proof that steph and drew are not the good people you think they are.they are pure evil dude and i have made it my mission to expose them as the nazi fucks they are.dont even bother covering up for them.if you told them to block my ip address then fuck you and if not and you contunie to have any dealings with them,then you are a complete waste of space.oh well.this site does better and better everyday with more and more posters.soon we will be lanching our price search portion on this site and slowly but surely we will take all of adt's traffic.karma is a motherfucker and i will not rest untill those two are homeless and eating garbage from trash cans.i have the money,i have the contacts and i have the skills to make it happen.watch and see....

We will not help support a person or company who states that their goal is to put us out of business.




I love the fact that im so under this guys skin that he spent his holiday weekend thinking about little old me.
While the rest of us where opening our gifts and ejoying time with friends and family,Drew was probably beating his wife and kicking his dog. Hate is a powerful drug Drew,enjoy it.
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#75050 - 12/27/04 08:36 AM Re: I love ADT
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
isnt that letter dated sept 1999?

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#75051 - 12/27/04 01:18 PM Re: I love ADT
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
That's what I thought at first. That's Drew's profile at ADT. He enrolled then.
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#75052 - 12/27/04 03:55 PM Re: I love ADT
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Quote:

I love the fact that im so under this guys skin that he spent his holiday weekend thinking about little old me.
While the rest of us where opening our gifts and ejoying time with friends and family,Drew was probably beating his wife and kicking his dog. Hate is a powerful drug Drew,enjoy it.






LOL

There's trouble in Shiny Happy Porno People Land! I wonder if they devote five minutes from every staff meeting to an intelligence briefing on what Jeff is up to. I mean, aside from the 20 minutes squishing the donuts to find the ones with strawberry filling, and the other 30 working out travel arrangements and customized t-shirt designs for their Non-Sexual ADT Convention Playdate.
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#75053 - 12/27/04 08:09 PM Re: I love ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

monkey has better punctuation and grammer






Only because of spell check.




Drinks on me all night to the first person who PMs me, convinces me they won't kill me, meets me AND can tell me why this paricular post is so f'ing funny

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#75054 - 12/27/04 08:15 PM Re: I love ADT
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

monkey has better punctuation and grammer







Only because of spell check.




Drinks on me all night to the first person who PMs me, convinces me they won't kill me, meets me AND can tell me why this paricular post is so f'ing funny




It just dawned on me that we have a wider audience. I no for a fact that paricular is spelled particular.

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#75055 - 12/28/04 12:00 AM Re: I love ADT
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
Quote:

That's what I thought at first. That's Drew's profile at ADT. He enrolled then.



I should giveup on trying to be witty

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#75056 - 12/28/04 12:39 AM Re: I love ADT
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:

That's what I thought at first. That's Drew's profile at ADT. He enrolled then.



I should giveup on trying to be witty




Don't do it on my account.
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#75057 - 12/28/04 09:48 AM Re: I love ADT
Owen S Mouth Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
Quote:

Quote:

I love the fact that im so under this guys skin that he spent his holiday weekend thinking about little old me.
While the rest of us where opening our gifts and ejoying time with friends and family,Drew was probably beating his wife and kicking his dog. Hate is a powerful drug Drew,enjoy it.






LOL

There's trouble in Shiny Happy Porno People Land! I wonder if they devote five minutes from every staff meeting to an intelligence briefing on what Jeff is up to. I mean, aside from the 20 minutes squishing the donuts to find the ones with strawberry filling, and the other 30 working out travel arrangements and customized t-shirt designs for their Non-Sexual ADT Convention Playdate.




Play date without a doubt. For those nerds it's 'A Celebration Of Masturbation'. I can't imagine them spending too much time trying to pick-up on chicks in the casino during non-convention hours. However, I can buy the idea of all of them pounding their puds to a prized autographed DVD sleeve in their dimly lit Budget Suites.

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#75058 - 12/28/04 10:42 AM Re: I love ADT
smiling arab Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
I suspect it's even worse than that. I'm thinking they'll have ADT laminated passes and nametags so they can spot fellow members of the tribe across the crowded floor.

"Hello, OrgazzzmBoy. I am DrippyXXX. Pleased to meet you. Would you like to gaze at my Seka autograph album while I retire to the lavoratory stall?"

ADT Moderator or Chief Greeter at Wal-Mart? There's a certain lobotomized haziness in those otherwise bright-eyed and bushytail types that make you wonder if the Walton family hasn't already begun their takeover of the porn industry boards.
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#75059 - 12/28/04 11:50 AM Re: I love ADT
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Registered: 01/25/04
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However, I can buy the idea of all of them pounding their puds to a prized autographed DVD sleeve in their dimly lit Budget Suites.




How did you know I was staying at the budget suites?

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#75060 - 12/28/04 02:19 PM Re: I love ADT
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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I suspect it's even worse than that. I'm thinking they'll have ADT laminated passes and nametags so they can spot fellow members of the tribe across the crowded floor.

"Hello, OrgazzzmBoy. I am DrippyXXX. Pleased to meet you. Would you like to gaze at my Seka autograph album while I retire to the lavoratory stall?"

ADT Moderator or Chief Greeter at Wal-Mart? There's a certain lobotomized haziness in those otherwise bright-eyed and bushytail types that make you wonder if the Walton family hasn't already begun their takeover of the porn industry boards.



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OMG. Im all in favor of a adt thread set up for jamesn and arab to fill it with gems like this and adding links to serious threads of arranging meetings with fellow members there for all to laugh at.
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#75061 - 12/28/04 04:45 PM Re: I love ADT
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Where is my frickin T-shirt?
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#75062 - 12/28/04 04:52 PM Re: I love ADT
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
I got mine.

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#75063 - 12/28/04 04:54 PM Re: I love ADT
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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i hate adt
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#75064 - 12/28/04 05:34 PM Re: I love ADT
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
and yet I bet they love you
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