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#75015 - 12/19/04 04:07 AM
I love ADT
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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I know that many people here hate ADT with a passion, but I've always felt the two forums can coexist in a sort of symbiotic relationship. I'll always post much more here, however on occasion I feel that ADT provides a more fertile audience for a particular line of discussion. My current theme of the moment on ADT is empowering women. I love ADT. I love the fact that 36 posts into the thread and in relation to one specific point, someone has the nerve to ask me "Were you being sarcastic here?"
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#75021 - 12/19/04 03:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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ADT is the land of locked threads and banned posters.
Jules Jordan and Chico Wanker got into a fight ... and a mod locked the threads and told them to quit. Huh? Disagreements between them isn't of interest to a porn forum? At least they didn't ban Jules, although they did ban his avatar.
There are also a bunch of Venus fans and several who use her as their avatar, including a mod. And nobody seems to have noticed she changed agents, or asked Spiegler why ...
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#75023 - 12/19/04 06:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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(me)  (steph telling me to stop)  (jrv's dead body with a stretched asshole to the exact width of garfield's cock)
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#75024 - 12/19/04 06:33 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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ADT sucks, if I had the power to kill people over the internet I would.
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#75025 - 12/19/04 06:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Adt is cool, its just people like wankus and steph that stink. Wait ADT is the place where all the 40 somethings plan porn vacations together right?. Ohh if thats the case yeah that place sucks. i need sleep, fo real.
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#75026 - 12/20/04 01:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Stop talking bad about Steph. How big are her hooters I wonder? Anybody have any other pics other that the one that arab posts from mad max  I will say that I haven't posted there in a while but when I did Drew was alright to me at least, I had no contact with Steph at all.
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#75027 - 12/20/04 08:02 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 11/06/04
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#75028 - 12/20/04 08:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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hi. i'm one of those girls who babysat on weekends when i was 18 to hide the fact i had no friends. i have the coolest l.l. bean backpack and bad skin, isn't it funny that i run a sex website, hehe...snort!
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#75030 - 12/21/04 03:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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by ten or eleven, i could sense there was something wrong with 18-year old babysitters. like a deformed zebra, their herd had left them behind to have fun-i used to actually look forward to those opportunities. my sister and i would usually get the cops to come every fourth-fifth time or at least destroy some couch that cost as much as a decent car. the best was getting pulled over by state troopers because i whipped up a "CALL 911, KIDNAPPED!" sign to flash at every passing vehicle.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#75032 - 12/21/04 03:57 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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When I was seven, I went with my parents on vacation to Washingtin DC. They went out to eat with some friends one night, and hired a babysitter to come to the hotel room.
When they got back that night the babysitter was hancuffed to the heater, and I was walking around downtown DC.
I don't remember much beyond asking her if she wanted to play a fun hide and go seek game. I was innocent enough. I should have fucked her.
Needless to say, the girl was traumatized. She had been there for almost wo hours when my parents finally returned.
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#75033 - 12/21/04 11:07 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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by ten or eleven, i could sense there was something wrong with 18-year old babysitters. like a deformed zebra, their herd had left them behind to have fun-i used to actually look forward to those opportunities. my sister and i would usually get the cops to come every fourth-fifth time or at least destroy some couch that cost as much as a decent car. the best was getting pulled over by state troopers because i whipped up a "CALL 911, KIDNAPPED!" sign to flash at every passing vehicle.
she like banging your dad on the car ride home.
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#75034 - 12/21/04 11:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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doubt it, my dad became a tranny and left us when i was 15
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#75035 - 12/21/04 02:14 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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some gals love trannys and you wouldnt need a sitter after 15
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#75036 - 12/21/04 03:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i was slow for my age. tony t. slow.
i think i had exclusively-mediocre babysitters for exactly that reason, my mom had no power over cute secretaries he's always had but i'm guessing she chose sitters based only on how dumpy they looked. that explains the whole michael jackson chapter of my life, i'll send you the bill and some amphetamines from my therapist kami.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#75039 - 12/23/04 12:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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Drew Black Administrator
377 Posts 9/99 Posted - Dec 23 2004 : 10:34:53 AM Show Profile Email Poster Edit Message Reply w/QuoteI figured I would set teh record straight on the reason for the removal of JM Productions from our price search. Most people think it's because of the actions of one of their owners here in the forum. That's not it. They were removed after an email was forwarded to me from Rog, who we are partners with in his two sites. This is a snippet from that email sent by Jeff Steward to Rog:
so i cant go to your site from my office.at home i have no problem getting on your site.hmmmm,looks like that cunt steph is calling the shots on your site.she blocks my ip address,but did she tell you?Was this something you asked her to do or did she take that upon herself to decide who can and cant go to your web page?this is just more proof that steph and drew are not the good people you think they are.they are pure evil dude and i have made it my mission to expose them as the nazi fucks they are.dont even bother covering up for them.if you told them to block my ip address then fuck you and if not and you contunie to have any dealings with them,then you are a complete waste of space.oh well.this site does better and better everyday with more and more posters.soon we will be lanching our price search portion on this site and slowly but surely we will take all of adt's traffic.karma is a motherfucker and i will not rest untill those two are homeless and eating garbage from trash cans.i have the money,i have the contacts and i have the skills to make it happen.watch and see....
We will not help support a person or company who states that their goal is to put us out of business.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#75040 - 12/23/04 12:55 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 614
Loc: Boston, MA.
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Drew Black Administrator
377 Posts 9/99 Posted - Dec 23 2004 : 10:34:53 AM Show Profile Email Poster Edit Message Reply w/QuoteI figured I would set teh record straight on the reason for the removal of JM Productions from our price search. Most people think it's because of the actions of one of their owners here in the forum. That's not it. They were removed after an email was forwarded to me from Rog, who we are partners with in his two sites. This is a snippet from that email sent by Jeff Steward to Rog:
so i cant go to your site from my office.at home i have no problem getting on your site.hmmmm,looks like that cunt steph is calling the shots on your site.she blocks my ip address,but did she tell you?Was this something you asked her to do or did she take that upon herself to decide who can and cant go to your web page?this is just more proof that steph and drew are not the good people you think they are.they are pure evil dude and i have made it my mission to expose them as the nazi fucks they are.dont even bother covering up for them.if you told them to block my ip address then fuck you and if not and you contunie to have any dealings with them,then you are a complete waste of space.oh well.this site does better and better everyday with more and more posters.soon we will be lanching our price search portion on this site and slowly but surely we will take all of adt's traffic.karma is a motherfucker and i will not rest untill those two are homeless and eating garbage from trash cans.i have the money,i have the contacts and i have the skills to make it happen.watch and see....
We will not help support a person or company who states that their goal is to put us out of business.
I LOVE THIS POST . JEFF YOU RULE .
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#75041 - 12/23/04 12:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i've made 2 posts about kiddie-snuff since reading this.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#75043 - 12/23/04 04:00 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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monkey has better punctuation and grammer jeff=simp monkey=arab longshot=wizzard of jizz kami=poo (and one other) khan=kyoto smartt=bornyo brandon irons=anyone promoting stuff
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#75045 - 12/23/04 04:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Kami said: Quote:
smartt=bornyo
Normally it takes a lot more, but that really offends me - to the core. Please tell me why you think I'm Smartt- what in the hell have I done to make you think that?
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#75046 - 12/23/04 05:27 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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oh abbe im sorry, i wa trying to make a whole list but i only really knew two so i just made a bunch up.
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#75048 - 12/24/04 12:50 AM
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Whoremaster
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#75050 - 12/27/04 08:36 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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isnt that letter dated sept 1999?
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#75051 - 12/27/04 01:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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That's what I thought at first. That's Drew's profile at ADT. He enrolled then.
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#75052 - 12/27/04 03:55 PM
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Human Garbage
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#75053 - 12/27/04 08:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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monkey has better punctuation and grammer
Only because of spell check.
Drinks on me all night to the first person who PMs me, convinces me they won't kill me, meets me AND can tell me why this paricular post is so f'ing funny
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#75054 - 12/27/04 08:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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monkey has better punctuation and grammer
Only because of spell check.
Drinks on me all night to the first person who PMs me, convinces me they won't kill me, meets me AND can tell me why this paricular post is so f'ing funny
It just dawned on me that we have a wider audience. I no for a fact that paricular is spelled particular.
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#75055 - 12/28/04 12:00 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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That's what I thought at first. That's Drew's profile at ADT. He enrolled then.
I should giveup on trying to be witty
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#75057 - 12/28/04 09:48 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/03/03
Posts: 1043
Loc: Warsaw, Poland
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I love the fact that im so under this guys skin that he spent his holiday weekend thinking about little old me. While the rest of us where opening our gifts and ejoying time with friends and family,Drew was probably beating his wife and kicking his dog. Hate is a powerful drug Drew,enjoy it. 
LOL 
There's trouble in Shiny Happy Porno People Land! I wonder if they devote five minutes from every staff meeting to an intelligence briefing on what Jeff is up to. I mean, aside from the 20 minutes squishing the donuts to find the ones with strawberry filling, and the other 30 working out travel arrangements and customized t-shirt designs for their Non-Sexual ADT Convention Playdate.
Play date without a doubt. For those nerds it's 'A Celebration Of Masturbation'. I can't imagine them spending too much time trying to pick-up on chicks in the casino during non-convention hours. However, I can buy the idea of all of them pounding their puds to a prized autographed DVD sleeve in their dimly lit Budget Suites.
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#75059 - 12/28/04 11:50 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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However, I can buy the idea of all of them pounding their puds to a prized autographed DVD sleeve in their dimly lit Budget Suites.
How did you know I was staying at the budget suites?
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#75062 - 12/28/04 04:52 PM
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Whoremaster
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#75063 - 12/28/04 04:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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i hate adt
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