evan seinfeld makes me feel unclean just looking at him and sparks an involuntary urge to find the nearest vanity fair and stare at healthy, hygenic people in pressed clothes in the ads. i bet he shits cigarrette butts.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits