Well fayner stole them from me and now im stealing it back from fayner. wait, umm okay . Lets

The Rock Hudson Award for trying to hide the fact he is a homosexual by attacking fags at every chance: Well there was a lot of people in the running for this award but it goes to wankus of ksex radio fame. He went above and beyond the call of duty to attack some porn fag trying to break into main stream porn, so much so he made it obvious for all to see that he is a flaming flamingo faggot himself, not that the seas shell necklace and constant need to pose infront of a camera wasn't already a dead giveaway.


The Halle Berry early 90's spike lee i'll suck your dick for $5 award goes to: Gen Padova, nuff said

The sly stallone stop or my mom will shoot award goes to: Teagan Pressley

The Spring Thomas take that black America unless you're on mtv award goes to: Taylor rain, claims to not be attracted to black men hence her no negro clause in all porn contracts, yet is 4 months with rapper llyod banks kid.

The Michael Jordan i retired too early only to probably come back award goes to: john Garfield, who announced his retirement from porn here a week ago. He will be back.

The Lawrence taylor don't smoke crack kids award goes to: Chasey Lain, just ruined, gone, never to return again. Sad, its just sad. Just a white sammura now.


The marc wallice virgin surgeon date rapist award goes to: Evan seinfield. You heard it here first.