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Sorry I was out. I went on a Caverject binge in Tijuana, and my penis has since ripped out of it's skin. As a result I have a shiny new white prosthetic penis installed, so that it will no longer be considered inter-racial to work with me. I will now sweep AVN awards for "Best Non-Interracial".New male talent will read about me.The classy Bling man will write a rap about me. There will be a statue in my honor on the corner of Topanga, and Nordhoff.....

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You are the vise versa of eric price who has tanned his penis to black. Now we have to get jenna or taylor rain to accept a glory hole scene and force two toned IR on them, tyler knight style. WORD.

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Yes! could you imagine talent writing the same thing on adt? jewel is unintentionally funny though, i think iron mike could take her out in scrabble.

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