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#74655 - 12/16/04 03:51 AM
Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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hmmmmmm. It all started with a phone call. It stinks of a gay porn version of you've got mail (spelt as male in this one). Bishop playing the role of tom hanks, grant michaels as meg ryan and dave chapelle kicking his agent in the groin that it didn't end his at the time small career.
The feel good fag flick of the summer
'you've got male' Featuring don bishop, male fisnet, co staring grant 'pop goes the needle' michaels and special guest appearance by John 'im not gay' garfield.
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#74656 - 12/16/04 06:37 AM
Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Aaaah, it's good to be missed! See, Bishop took me up on the steak offer and we have being wining & dining at some of LA's finest!
It appears that Bisshy prefers a leaner cut usually glazed in a peppercorn sause, and a side of asparagus... while I am more traditional with my hunk of Prime rib and Au Jus sauce (with fries).
But this feud is far from over ....we have several fine restuarants to hit. Stay tuned!
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#74657 - 12/16/04 02:00 PM
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#74661 - 12/16/04 08:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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Yes! could you imagine talent writing the same thing on adt? jewel is unintentionally funny though, i think iron mike could take her out in scrabble. Quote:
Sorry I was out. I went on a Caverject binge in Tijuana, and my penis has since ripped out of it's skin. As a result I have a shiny new white prosthetic penis installed, so that it will no longer be considered inter-racial to work with me. I will now sweep AVN awards for "Best Non-Interracial".New male talent will read about me.The classy Bling man will write a rap about me. There will be a statue in my honor on the corner of Topanga, and Nordhoff.....
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#74663 - 12/17/04 11:10 AM
Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/27/04
Posts: 61
Loc: stuck at 405/101 junction
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Sorry I was out. I went on a Caverject binge in Tijuana, and my penis has since ripped out of it's skin. As a result I have a shiny new white prosthetic penis installed, so that it will no longer be considered inter-racial to work with me. I will now sweep AVN awards for "Best Non-Interracial".New male talent will read about me.The classy Bling man will write a rap about me. There will be a statue in my honor on the corner of Topanga, and Nordhoff.....
You are the vise versa of eric price who has tanned his penis to black. Now we have to get jenna or taylor rain to accept a glory hole scene and force two toned IR on them, tyler knight style. WORD.
Actualy, last month I going to shoot a glory hole scene for Wicked, and the female talent didn't know I was black until I showed up. She then told the director (Michael Raven) she didn't want to work with me, expecting Me to be sent home. What she didn't know, was I was booked 2 weeks before female talent was even thoutht of, and I knew the entire crew (some of them were actual freinds, and two were my agents as well!) They fired her ass, and replaced her with Jayna Oso. Who is Eric Price?
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#74664 - 12/17/04 01:39 PM
Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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You are the vise versa of eric price who has tanned his penis to black. Now we have to get jenna or taylor rain to accept a glory hole scene and force two toned IR on them, tyler knight style. WORD.
Actualy, last month I going to shoot a glory hole scene for Wicked, and the female talent didn't know I was black until I showed up. She then told the director (Michael Raven) she didn't want to work with me, expecting Me to be sent home. What she didn't know, was I was booked 2 weeks before female talent was even thoutht of, and I knew the entire crew (some of them were actual freinds, and two were my agents as well!) They fired her ass, and replaced her with Jayna Oso. Who is Eric Price?
Time to move this to tyler's own thread. Called tylers fuck list of fameeeeeeeeeeee. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO
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