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#74655 - 12/16/04 03:51 AM Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
hmmmmmm. It all started with a phone call. It stinks of a gay porn version of you've got mail (spelt as male in this one). Bishop playing the role of tom hanks, grant michaels as meg ryan and dave chapelle kicking his agent in the groin that it didn't end his at the time small career.


The feel good fag flick of the summer

'you've got male' Featuring don bishop, male fisnet, co staring grant 'pop goes the needle' michaels and special guest appearance by John 'im not gay' garfield.


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#74656 - 12/16/04 06:37 AM Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
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Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
Aaaah, it's good to be missed! See, Bishop took me up on the steak offer and we have being wining & dining at some of LA's finest!

It appears that Bisshy prefers a leaner cut usually glazed in a peppercorn sause, and a side of asparagus... while I am more traditional with my hunk of Prime rib and Au Jus sauce (with fries).

But this feud is far from over ....we have several fine restuarants to hit. Stay tuned!
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#74657 - 12/16/04 02:00 PM Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Aaaah, it's good to be missed! See, Bishop took me up on the steak offer and we have being wining & dining at some of LA's finest!

It appears that Bisshy prefers a leaner cut usually glazed in a peppercorn sause, and a side of asparagus... while I am more traditional with my hunk of Prime rib and Au Jus sauce (with fries).

But this feud is far from over ....we have several fine restuarants to hit. Stay tuned!








I like Grant Michaels, he is as cool as fuck. I also agree with his no two men or more scene policy, watched a scene with carie sable (keri or however she is spelling it these days) and they both go to blow on her face and one dude doesn't judge it right all over the other guys arm and hand, fucking funny. You just see the hand move back quick and the word fuck shouted.
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#74658 - 12/16/04 07:30 PM Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
Tyler Knight Offline
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Registered: 11/27/04
Posts: 61
Loc: stuck at 405/101 junction
What did I miss?

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#74659 - 12/16/04 07:47 PM Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
Tyler Knight Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/27/04
Posts: 61
Loc: stuck at 405/101 junction
Sorry I was out. I went on a Caverject binge in Tijuana, and my penis has since ripped out of it's skin. As a result I have a shiny new white prosthetic penis installed, so that it will no longer be considered inter-racial to work with me. I will now sweep AVN awards for "Best Non-Interracial".New male talent will read about me.The classy Bling man will write a rap about me. There will be a statue in my honor on the corner of Topanga, and Nordhoff.....

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#74660 - 12/16/04 07:50 PM Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
Tyler Knight Offline
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Registered: 11/27/04
Posts: 61
Loc: stuck at 405/101 junction
I missed you bastards!

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#74661 - 12/16/04 08:14 PM Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
Yes! could you imagine talent writing the same thing on adt? jewel is unintentionally funny though, i think iron mike could take her out in scrabble.

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Sorry I was out. I went on a Caverject binge in Tijuana, and my penis has since ripped out of it's skin. As a result I have a shiny new white prosthetic penis installed, so that it will no longer be considered inter-racial to work with me. I will now sweep AVN awards for "Best Non-Interracial".New male talent will read about me.The classy Bling man will write a rap about me. There will be a statue in my honor on the corner of Topanga, and Nordhoff.....


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#74662 - 12/17/04 02:58 AM Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Sorry I was out. I went on a Caverject binge in Tijuana, and my penis has since ripped out of it's skin. As a result I have a shiny new white prosthetic penis installed, so that it will no longer be considered inter-racial to work with me. I will now sweep AVN awards for "Best Non-Interracial".New male talent will read about me.The classy Bling man will write a rap about me. There will be a statue in my honor on the corner of Topanga, and Nordhoff.....






You are the vise versa of eric price who has tanned his penis to black. Now we have to get jenna or taylor rain to accept a glory hole scene and force two toned IR on them, tyler knight style. WORD.


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Yes! could you imagine talent writing the same thing on adt? jewel is unintentionally funny though, i think iron mike could take her out in scrabble.





Okay, please we need a link to this. Rumor has it that dan rather is her dad, i can see the similarities.


Edited by smelly monkey (12/17/04 03:00 AM)
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#74663 - 12/17/04 11:10 AM Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
Tyler Knight Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/27/04
Posts: 61
Loc: stuck at 405/101 junction
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Quote:

Sorry I was out. I went on a Caverject binge in Tijuana, and my penis has since ripped out of it's skin. As a result I have a shiny new white prosthetic penis installed, so that it will no longer be considered inter-racial to work with me. I will now sweep AVN awards for "Best Non-Interracial".New male talent will read about me.The classy Bling man will write a rap about me. There will be a statue in my honor on the corner of Topanga, and Nordhoff.....






You are the vise versa of eric price who has tanned his penis to black. Now we have to get jenna or taylor rain to accept a glory hole scene and force two toned IR on them, tyler knight style. WORD.


Actualy, last month I going to shoot a glory hole scene for Wicked, and the female talent didn't know I was black until I showed up. She then told the director (Michael Raven) she didn't want to work with me, expecting Me to be sent home. What she didn't know, was I was booked 2 weeks before female talent was even thoutht of, and I knew the entire crew (some of them were actual freinds, and two were my agents as well!) They fired her ass, and replaced her with Jayna Oso.
Who is Eric Price?

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#74664 - 12/17/04 01:39 PM Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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You are the vise versa of eric price who has tanned his penis to black. Now we have to get jenna or taylor rain to accept a glory hole scene and force two toned IR on them, tyler knight style. WORD.


Actualy, last month I going to shoot a glory hole scene for Wicked, and the female talent didn't know I was black until I showed up. She then told the director (Michael Raven) she didn't want to work with me, expecting Me to be sent home. What she didn't know, was I was booked 2 weeks before female talent was even thoutht of, and I knew the entire crew (some of them were actual freinds, and two were my agents as well!) They fired her ass, and replaced her with Jayna Oso.
Who is Eric Price?




Time to move this to tyler's own thread. Called tylers fuck list of fameeeeeeeeeeee. WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#74665 - 12/17/04 09:56 PM Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Aaaah, it's good to be missed! See, Bishop took me up on the steak offer and we have being wining & dining at some of LA's finest!

It appears that Bisshy prefers a leaner cut usually glazed in a peppercorn sause, and a side of asparagus... while I am more traditional with my hunk of Prime rib and Au Jus sauce (with fries).

But this feud is far from over ....we have several fine restuarants to hit. Stay tuned!



Waiter! Would you take this back it's still a little rare for my delicate digestion....Hey Grant loosen up on that fork a little pal,a little play in your wrist and less stabbing.....Oh shit !Hi guys how you been?just grabbin a bite with Grant,Its been a busy week what with wraps on my first full release from Darkside Entertainment,Look out for Head Clinic #7coming soon!Also big ups to slave driver Chico Travesco who directed the living shit out of me this week(I'm getting too old for that shit)and One love to my nigga Gabor who threw me in with Adina Jewel! (damn hows she do that with her ass cheeks individually? (copyrighted)Grant please pass the potatoes(you say potaaatoes)Oh Tyler are we still on for lunch tommorow?call me.I saw you penis on the freeway it has a list of demands...something about top billing on some monument? Holla at your boy!
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#74666 - 12/18/04 12:26 AM Re: Grant Michaels and Bishop MIA at the same time
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Also big ups to slave driver Chico Travesco who directed the living shit out of me this week(





I fucking hate that guy, woman beater.
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