Unless things change, its unlikely I'll ever be on the patio with 20 naked babes.

I still wonder about porn furniture, its very used. What happens to it? Garage sale? Buyer beware. Too much CSI has got me wanting to buy one of those red light wans that can pick up body fluids on material. Use that in stores before I buy furniture. I'm getting a barely used car after Christmas, who's been in the seats!


Make sure those slop mop guys get a Christmas card. All slop cleaners who do that duty after a shoot of every company.