Quote:

Are you tired of your Marina
mistress that you brought home from The Matrix Al Gore soiree to just
lay there as you pound away she "moans", waiting for you to be done
so they she get back to watching the Apprentice.



Quote:

I'm a serious, stylish, conservative girl and I'd love to help you
vent out your frustration about your current unmet expectations.
call me
888.363.2555
or email popwhore@gmail.com




Combine these two quotes and its hilarity to the max. Board of your current whore, get a new one! That's what whores are for, they are the human equivalent of a cell phone. Don't want to talk, hang up! Board? Throw them out and buy a new one!

Just don't sign a contract.