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I wrote this one just for chickenface and the random letter generator as well..




The girl depicted in your photos is cute, hot, whatever. If that's you, my compliments. Your writing is also interesting. Before I gush too much though I'm going to google a few paragraphs and see if it's been lifted from somewhere else.

See, I once fell for a porno girl and she didn't turn out to be on the up and up. She stole money from my wallet at night while I was sleeping, had young dudes in the house when I was out of town, and would you believe it, stole all the meat from the freezer when she moved out.