LMFAO!!! Which rocco movie was that?? (I dont care for Rocco's stuff but I would check that one out!!)
Brandon, do a scene with an MRI or CAT SCAN of a chick getting banged (either pussy or ass .... or both.) Just the curiosity of what that might look like would draw people to want to see it. Probably a one time thing but still worth a shot maybe.
As for the Sperm Count Index, another less-technical more feasible possibility would simply be have the guys get a spermcount test and have them show the results before the scene with the chick starts, whereby she can then add up (you will need to give her a calculator

) what she is about ingest/swallow. Wouldn't cost much (most spermbanks will provide donors with that info if they ask, and spermbanks PAY the donor!!)
Man, I should be writing this shit down in a book....and I am not even stoned!

yet