Nothing gets by the all-seeing eye. I'm sure Kurt dedicated a whole day to his self-photoshoot. He probably even did that chatty photographer schtick on himself. "More, give me more! Yes! Love the camera! Love yourself! Give it to me! GIVE IT TO ME!"

The porn world has not yet appreciated the gifts of this talented and humble man.

I predict that Kurt follows in the footsteps of another noted singer/songwriter/ambiguously gay swordsman, Jeremy Steele, and becomes an unemployable windbag mumbling about AIDS conspiracies and UFO people and evil porn chicks out to ruin his career in 18 months. I'll give a 3 month over/under.