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is smelly monkey one of the 5 most important people in porn? i'd say yes, seeing that the monkey cage IS porn news for the last few days between the total napalming of nicole brazzle's credibility at the hands of the arab as seen on adultfyi right now then the 5 seperate threads of bishop and grant threatening to kill each other on luke's site. nothing else interesting happened gene's getting nastier though, i like it.

let's all create fake accounts on adt and start a "wow!sammura!" thread to lure her away from her inhalant-related psychosis, corn chips/catfood and kurt lockwood trading card and into the open. i can die a happy man, knowing that she's institutionalized with no glue around to sniff and that nacho is finally being honest with the world and himself.







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Am I the only one that can say he knew the Monkey back in the day? The comments section on lf.com made that, for a very brief time, one of the funniest sites on the internet. Fayner would post one of his usual "Teehee, I do drugs and I think I'm a writer, though all evidence points to the contrary!" Scrolling down, you'd see about 15 or 20 comments--just a fucking wall of Faynerhate, it was beautiful.

Then Skeeter came on and began typing "HELLO I AM SMELLY MONKEY AND I AM GAY AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE GAY WITH YOU WOULD YOU BE GAY WITH ME ALSO PLEASE THX SMELLY MONKEY NOT SKEETER."




God damn that was funny, see back then there was no log in, so when you post a message at the top you post the name you wish to post under , so skeeter used to try to insult me by making it seem like i was insulting myself, which im sure was a very comical thing to him and the 14 other inmates that shared his ass at the time. God if we could get A kerkavoe to post here i think my penis would explode, they make sammura look as interesting as jrv, not very. Funny that the lukeford traffic numbers took a hit when he removed the comments section
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