Am I the only one that can say he knew the Monkey back in the day? The comments section on lf.com made that, for a very brief time, one of the funniest sites on the internet. Fayner would post one of his usual "Teehee, I do drugs and I think I'm a writer, though all evidence points to the contrary!" Scrolling down, you'd see about 15 or 20 comments--just a fucking wall of Faynerhate, it was beautiful.

Then Skeeter came on and began typing "HELLO I AM SMELLY MONKEY AND I AM GAY AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE GAY WITH YOU WOULD YOU BE GAY WITH ME ALSO PLEASE THX SMELLY MONKEY NOT SKEETER."