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#73993 - 12/12/04 02:25 AM
Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Like most things monkey was created due to my hatred for all things Scott fayner. I used to post on the comments section that lukeford.com used to have up (and was taken down thanks to me  ). Basically to say how much i hated fayner, skeeter kerkavoe and bridgette kerkavoe. Which turned into a flame off between those three and the monkey. Until fayner worked out how to block me, which he did. So my already high level of hate for fayner grew even more, then it happened. Fayner posted a link to two adult message board forums. One was ADT and the other was XXXPT. For some strange reason i clicked on the xxxpt one and under the link for this he was saying the people on there that insult him were weak and need to do a better job insulting him instead of posting 'fayner sucks'. So i signed up under the same name here and took his challenge. Fayner quickly realized his mistake when i spilled the beans on his homosexual relationship with the monkey. He then threatened to sue me in a private message he sent, it then grew from there. Since then ive pissed off many and others not so much, ive had 3 people in porn threaten me with law suits, two death threats and the looking down of many and countless emails and messages of hate and the like. Some of those people are
Scott Fayner (of course)
lex steel
marc wallice
sammura (giggles)
Chico T
hardcore gossip guy
ashton moore (briefly)
leanna heart (if i believe green latern)
leanna heart's mother (once again if i believe green latern)
Kerkavoes
gen padova
evan seinfield
devin deray
skanky cythera (with snake tat up her thigh)
Teagan pressley's mother
and most recently christina 
Edited by smelly monkey (12/12/04 02:28 AM)
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#73995 - 12/12/04 05:37 AM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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#73996 - 12/12/04 06:56 PM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
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Loc: United States
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#73997 - 12/12/04 07:22 PM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Porn Jesus
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christina is a hottie, no doubt but she can't dance for shit.
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#73998 - 12/12/04 08:31 PM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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is smelly monkey one of the 5 most important people in porn? i'd say yes, seeing that the monkey cage IS porn news for the last few days between the total napalming of nicole brazzle's credibility at the hands of the arab as seen on adultfyi right now then the 5 seperate threads of bishop and grant threatening to kill each other on luke's site. nothing else interesting happened gene's getting nastier though, i like it.
let's all create fake accounts on adt and start a "wow!sammura!" thread to lure her away from her inhalant-related psychosis, corn chips/catfood and kurt lockwood trading card and into the open. i can die a happy man, knowing that she's institutionalized with no glue around to sniff and that nacho is finally being honest with the world and himself.
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#74001 - 12/13/04 11:06 AM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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You can still relive the magic. Just cut and paste this into google.
site:lukeford.com "smelly monkey"
Problem is I guess they were deleted from lukeford so they're about to fall off google. You'll have to hit the cached button. Anybodyu feel like archiving them?
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#74002 - 12/13/04 11:29 AM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i can't host it, but i'm copying the thing sans media files as we speak. old-school luke is fascinating.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#74003 - 12/13/04 02:45 PM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Porn Jesus
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is smelly monkey one of the 5 most important people in porn? i'd say yes, seeing that the monkey cage IS porn news for the last few days between the total napalming of nicole brazzle's credibility at the hands of the arab as seen on adultfyi right now then the 5 seperate threads of bishop and grant threatening to kill each other on luke's site. nothing else interesting happened gene's getting nastier though, i like it.
let's all create fake accounts on adt and start a "wow!sammura!" thread to lure her away from her inhalant-related psychosis, corn chips/catfood and kurt lockwood trading card and into the open. i can die a happy man, knowing that she's institutionalized with no glue around to sniff and that nacho is finally being honest with the world and himself.
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Am I the only one that can say he knew the Monkey back in the day? The comments section on lf.com made that, for a very brief time, one of the funniest sites on the internet. Fayner would post one of his usual "Teehee, I do drugs and I think I'm a writer, though all evidence points to the contrary!" Scrolling down, you'd see about 15 or 20 comments--just a fucking wall of Faynerhate, it was beautiful.
Then Skeeter came on and began typing "HELLO I AM SMELLY MONKEY AND I AM GAY AND I WOULD LIKE TO BE GAY WITH YOU WOULD YOU BE GAY WITH ME ALSO PLEASE THX SMELLY MONKEY NOT SKEETER."
God damn that was funny, see back then there was no log in, so when you post a message at the top you post the name you wish to post under , so skeeter used to try to insult me by making it seem like i was insulting myself, which im sure was a very comical thing to him and the 14 other inmates that shared his ass at the time. God if we could get A kerkavoe to post here i think my penis would explode, they make sammura look as interesting as jrv, not very. Funny that the lukeford traffic numbers took a hit when he removed the comments section
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#74004 - 02/13/06 04:11 AM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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great post
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#74005 - 02/13/06 10:06 AM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/22/05
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Yep.
Before my time.
But this is my favourite bit:
which im sure was a very comical thing to him and the 14 other inmates that shared his ass at the time..
That's one I may have to use elsewhere.
The monkey is either very powerful, very ballsy or very foolish.
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#74006 - 02/13/06 05:59 PM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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That list has grown since that post.
Kara nox
john nox (or whatever her pimps name was)
cindy crawford
wankus
swami
darren james (long story)
jewel de nyle (fucking bitch, almost killed me)
and others im sure
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#74007 - 10/25/06 08:53 AM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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List has grown
Luke Ford
Da burg
bornyo
jamesn
ac creamery
tiffany rayne
monstar
august
alexis amore (long story)
carry on.
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#74008 - 12/04/06 07:05 PM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Goat lawyer will protect you, Monkey, come back.
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#74009 - 12/04/06 07:29 PM
Re: Evolution of Smelly Monkey
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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You can still relive the magic. Just cut and paste this into google.
site:lukeford.com "smelly monkey"
Problem is I guess they were deleted from lukeford so they're about to fall off google. You'll have to hit the cached button. Anybodyu feel like archiving them?
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.lukeford.com ...all the way back to the beginning. 
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