Guttermouths 30
Before peeling off the shrink wrap I could clearly see that this is a must-have for most of those here in xxxporntalk land and beyond. Beyond where? The ordinary yawn-porn territory to the nether extremes where JM has built it’s rep looming like the Overlook. It’s hard to believe that it was 9 years or so ago that I first noticed this disturbance in the porn force. In that span I’ve seen many porn stars cummed upon and gone into retirement, disappear or maybe become high priestesses of a moon coven at Mcdonalds. Huh? Caught you sleeping, but basically I’m trying to say that JM is still here growing more sinister by the hour.
Like I was saying at the start of this masterpiece of stroke evulations, Guttermouths 30 has one truly sweet boxcover that you Missy Monroe fans need to have framed over the fireplace. Just merely glancing it should tell you exactly why she’s igniting the cocks of countless pervs lately. Crazier still, she’s teamed up with Ashley Blue of all sluts and that is a dynamite combination. Just think about it for a minute. No imagination? Well, highlights include both of them sucking side-by-side and similarly poked simultaneously. I experienced the phenomena called spontaneous cumbustion while watching them swap spunks at the end. Stunning!
Melissa Lauren is adorned in red fishnets and embedded in her black platfom fuck me boots while unleashing one of her most memorable performances so far, just look at Malice’s avatar. The scene was an instant classic when she started sputtering foul-mouthed Frenglish filth like; “Hey you, pull out your dick and face-fuck me you romantic faggot!†She also has her tits bitch-slapped to dizzying heights of pain that might make you cringe but never fear she seemed to thoroughly enjoy it screaming like the thrill seeking harlot many perverts adore. Katin looks like she’s taken a step up from b-grade gonzo gal to totally fab fleshy fucktoy in her best showing to date. The last slut to mention is Gia Paloma who starred in the least interesting banana fodder in the bunch much to my amazement, but she looked great 'cept for the scary fingers. Overall, the duck like sounds all babes made when they’re throat fucked would make simp wonder “WHY?†with glee. Before I split, there’s a minor issue I’d like to air about Ashley Blue being that she really needs to get another pair of heels besides those lame ones she always wears. If it’s a money issue I think we could start a “shoes for Ashley Blue fund.†Final statement: Get Guttermouths 30 or forever be stupid.