This is fucking hilarious. Stupid swami.

From: adultfyi.com

Frankly, we're puzzled. So please enlighten us. Today on his show The Sports Swami dedicated his hour to Nicole Brazzle's fiance who was allegedly killed in action in Irag. Swami identified him as Sgt. Mike Mahill [SP?] Brazzle, however, has stated in postings that "Mike" was a Captain and was killed on or around November 29. However if you go over the official casuality list, no one by that name is listed. But don't take our word for it.

http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2003/iraq/forces/casualties/2004.11.html