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#73733 - 12/10/04 08:35 PM ADT contacts the monkey
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Second time since ive posted here that ADT has reached out to touch the monkey. They offered me a MOD spot on a new section they wanted to open, to which i said thanks but no thanks. That was a few months back, now they have offered me the same postion and $500 in dvds. To which i responded, thanks but no thanks. the monkey can't and will not be bought and not by a place like ADT. They could offer me $50,000 and i would say yes, but thats not the point. Monkey will not be bought for anything under $50,000 to post at adt mod or no mod. Monkey has spoken. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#73734 - 12/10/04 08:37 PM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	What if the owners offered to sleep with you _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#73735 - 12/10/04 08:39 PM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: What if the owners offered to sleep with you last time i checked garfield didn't own ADT so my answer would be the same, BUT i would say yes just so when i got there i could kick steph in the vagina and then run off quickly until i got chest pains and my left arm got numb. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#73736 - 12/10/04 08:43 PM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	I know I will be heckled here but I find Steph appealing on a certain level and would be amenable to mounting her if she wanted- Drew can't watch though, he is no Brandon after all _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#73737 - 12/10/04 08:45 PM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: I know I will be heckled here but I find Steph appealing on a certain level and would be amenable to mounting her if she wanted- Drew can't watch though, he is no Brandon after all you are the only person to post there and not get banned, hmmmm. SPY, SPY SPY SPY SPY. Im sorry, im a little paranoid. Im happy to say that im a adt virgin, never posted there, and never will. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#73738 - 12/10/04 08:46 PM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Who the fuck is Steph?
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#73739 - 12/10/04 08:53 PM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Who the fuck is Steph? lol, someone has to post a picture of her now. It made the rounds before, she looks like gen padova if mike tyson punched her in the jaw. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#73740 - 12/10/04 08:53 PM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: I know I will be heckled here but I find Steph appealing on a certain level and would be amenable to mounting her if she wanted- Drew can't watch though, he is no Brandon after all you are the only person to post there and not get banned, hmmmm. SPY, SPY SPY SPY SPY. Im sorry, im a little paranoid. Im happy to say that im a adt virgin, never posted there, and never will. Perhaps she finds me appealing as well won't ever post there? not even for a gagillion dollars, like dr. evil _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#73741 - 12/10/04 08:56 PM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: won't ever post there? not even for a gagillion dollars, like dr. evil $50,000 in hot soft cash, un marked bills will do it. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#73742 - 12/10/04 09:19 PM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	I think Steph has stroke value in a granola girl kind of way. She did go to Berkeley. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#73743 - 12/11/04 03:53 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
simp AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/26/03 Posts: 441 Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!	Quote: I know I will be heckled here but I find Steph appealing I do as well. She is a very cute, girl-next-door type. Plus, it turns me on when I get banned by her.
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#73744 - 12/11/04 03:55 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: I think Steph has stroke value in a granola girl kind of way. She did go to Berkeley. Yep, she has stroke value. Oh, and Mr. Monkey . . . I post there some. Monkey, what if they offered you Fayner's severed weenie? _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#73745 - 12/11/04 04:40 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Monkey, what if they offered you Fayner's severed weenie? I already got his balls from our relationship, i don't need the rest of it. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#73746 - 12/11/04 07:02 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: Quote: I know I will be heckled here but I find Steph appealing I do as well. She is a very cute, girl-next-door type. Plus, it turns me on when I get banned by her. This "simply" can't be true can it? What name did you get banned under(pm me if you want) i want to see if I was right- you rule Simp _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#73747 - 12/11/04 07:12 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	cleetus= steph?. They both have the tangy urine smell whenever they are in the room, ohh wait that might be me _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#73748 - 12/11/04 07:18 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	If I was i would be playing with my hooters right this minute ( oh wait I am- scratch that one) _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#73749 - 12/11/04 07:19 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
simp AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/26/03 Posts: 441 Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!	Quote: This "simply" can't be true can it? What name did you get banned under(pm me if you want) i want to see if I was right- you rule Simp My most recent banned ID was "Chivalry on a stick". I re-registered and have tried to more delicately dance around topics that interest me (degradation, humilition, UPSIDEDOWN gagging female heads, etc.), often feigning outrage in an ol' bait & switch ploy. I won't post my current name, as they haven't nailed me yet. But it's inevitable. I just can't help myself. And Steph is pretty sharp.
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#73750 - 12/11/04 07:22 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Why not post here. Founder is the master of the gag and its filled with gag fans seems like the best fit instead of field trip fest over at adt where sex is banned. Also how does arvil sing with a dick in her mouth again, how do the lyrics sound? _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#73751 - 12/11/04 07:24 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	Avril without makeup. Attachments 68286-avril_withoutmakeup.jpg (5 downloads)
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#73752 - 12/11/04 07:25 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: spam removed. "chivalry", please spout your idiotic crap in your own forum. Edited by - Steph on 11/16/2004 4:18:22 PM hehe. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#73753 - 12/11/04 07:26 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	I think Simp will always be here too but if he must try some other boards how about marcus' board or bgol. I would love to see the brotha man's reaction to the other man _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#73754 - 12/11/04 07:28 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	How would he go over on the Wankus board? _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#73755 - 12/11/04 07:28 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Keep it coming Zen, I'm rubbing my nipples again _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#73756 - 12/11/04 07:31 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	ive never been a fan of simp, but one thing did make me laugh the arvil gag scene. Thats all i have to say about that, _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#73757 - 12/11/04 07:32 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Quote: How would he go over on the Wankus board? There are only 3 regulars on that board so he would certainly have room to post as much as he wanted. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#73758 - 12/11/04 07:33 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Quote: ive never been a fan of simp, but one thing did make me laugh the arvil gag scene. Thats all i have to say about that, yeah, Simps a little too subtle for your sledgehammer wit
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#73759 - 12/11/04 07:35 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: yeah, Simps a little too subtle for your sledgehammer wit Yep, i gave up thinking a long time ago, im like a big blockbuster movie. Lots of bang for your buck but little substance. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#73760 - 12/11/04 08:22 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	wait im all confused jeff is simp?
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#73761 - 12/11/04 08:35 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Quote: spam removed. "chivalry", please spout your idiotic crap in your own forum. Edited by - Steph on 11/16/2004 4:18:22 PM hehe. Hmmm... Maybe Simp hits a little too close to home for Steph? _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#73762 - 12/14/04 06:30 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: wait im all confused jeff is simp? No but its funny that she thinks so.I wish I could wright poetry half as well as simp.Actually its quite the complement,thanks Step. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#73763 - 12/14/04 07:06 AM Re: ADT contacts the monkey
smiling arab Human Garbage Registered: 02/12/04 Posts: 1683	I still think she looks like Blaster from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. _________________________
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