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#73572 - 12/10/04 06:20 AM Grant Michaels vs Bishop
Smelly Monkey Offline
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This has a lot of sexual energy behind it, and it came from nowhere, grant just laid it all out, obviously not a fan of either bishop of bryon "smokes pole for a 20 bag but still says he is too good to be a doctor" Long, bishop caught a little off guard had some words of his own for michaels. I need to market this, theres money to be made, but how. Wait ive got it.


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#73573 - 12/10/04 06:26 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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#73574 - 12/10/04 11:45 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 101
Loc: quebec, canada
hehe great full of shit publicity.Reminds me of somebody but damn I can't remember the name.
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#73575 - 12/10/04 05:00 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Wheres the crazed bishop holding a screwdriver picture, that would look better next to the angry michaels on a beach picture i think.
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#73576 - 12/10/04 07:21 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Which side does our boy Garfield take in all this does he go with the fellow body builder or the east coast screwdriver crew
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#73577 - 12/10/04 07:40 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
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That's some funny shit, people! But I don't wish to bully lil' screwdriver-carrying-Bishop. I simply wanted to make a point... why are guys like Bissshy and Long ALLOWED as talent in porn?
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#73578 - 12/10/04 08:08 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Which side does our boy Garfield take in all this does he go with the fellow body builder or the east coast screwdriver crew




lol me too. We need garfield to break it down for us, let us know who he is behind and to break down the tale of the tape as only garfield can do.

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But I don't wish to bully lil' screwdriver-carrying-Bishop




Im torn i love you both, bishop is one of 5 black people i like and grant has the boyish good looks that i like in my men, ohh wait that came out wrong, umm grant is cool too, yeah thats better, ignore the first part.
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#73579 - 12/11/04 07:58 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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I have to give the edge to Bishop, street smarts will beat no smarts anyday. I doubt he will need his screwdriver, as GM will lift a couple of barbells and then look in the mirror for twenty minutes while he flexes.
(Bishop)-><-(GM)
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#73580 - 12/11/04 08:19 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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Registered: 06/03/04
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why are guys like Bissshy and Long ALLOWED as talent in porn?




I know I am not in the industry but don't understand why they shouldn't be allowed to be in porn. I am just a fan nothing special..just a person who buys the stuff you all fuck in...I am also a fan that actually pays attention to the guys who fuck the pretty girls..I have enjoyed watching Bishop..not Long so much but I won't fast forward thru his scene either..

I like watching Tyler...are you suggesting that for guys to work in porn there should be a litmus test for them to pass..
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#73581 - 12/11/04 08:53 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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Registered: 11/09/04
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I know I am not in the industry but don't understand why they shouldn't be allowed to be in porn. I am just a fan nothing special..just a person who buys the stuff you all fuck in...I am also a fan that actually pays attention to the guys who fuck the pretty girls..I have enjoyed watching Bishop..not Long so much but I won't fast forward thru his scene either..

I like watching Tyler...are you suggesting that for guys to work in porn there should be a litmus test for them to pass..




Hey, at least you admit you don't like to watch Long. And if you enjoy Bish then more power to you.

I am saying that I like to watch porn that has RESPECTABLE looking guys in it. And i don't mean the dude has to work out like Tyler or I do. Just look half way respectable. It's too distracting to me when the guy looks nasty. Regardless of color. This is NOT a color issue.

And everyone I know seems to feel the same way. You guys forget that WOMEN like to watch porn too (ALL the ones I know).

And if WOMEN are part of the buying market....then answer me this: If ugly chics are not allowed to survive in porn why should unattractive male talent be kept around?
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#73582 - 12/11/04 09:12 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Grant you really fret over what the guys look like in porn. Sounds like you play for the other team. Man whores are just props. You are a prop Grant. Sorry to say that the world doesn't turn for your pleasure. Center stage was never for you.

As for women ask slut wife about how much she likes ugly dirty men.....


Edited by ChickenMaster (12/11/04 09:19 AM)

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#73583 - 12/11/04 09:35 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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Registered: 11/09/04
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Loc: LA
You completely missed my point. But keep living in your MYTH that women do not buy and watch porn...or that the ones that do dig the ugly dudes.

"Man whores are just props"...??? Is that what you need to TELL yourself to deal with your insane jealousy over what I do? Hey, you made me laugh! Thanks.

It's a great job Chicken....but somebody's gotta do it!!!!
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#73584 - 12/11/04 09:53 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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You completely missed my point. But keep living in your MYTH that women do not buy and watch porn...or that the ones that do dig the ugly dudes.

"Man whores are just props"...??? Is that what you need to TELL yourself to deal with your insane jealousy over what I do? Hey, you made me laugh! Thanks.

It's a great job Chicken....but somebody's gotta do it!!!!




lol.... to be honest I would never want to be a whore. I enjoy risk free sex with one beautiful woman.

Your missing the point.... maybe everyone doesn't fit into your misguided thought box on what porn should be. Ever consider some chicks might like scrawny ghetto black guys?

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#73585 - 12/11/04 10:03 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Ohh, I want to add... your bisexual tendencies are totally cool. There is nothing wrong with you wanting to have a beautiful penis to get you hard during a threesome. I think you and John should hook up for a play date if your all going to the AVN awards. You could join Nacho for a circle jerk around the Evil Angel booth, after all they understand your need for a beautiful man.

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#73586 - 12/11/04 10:16 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Ever consider some chicks might like scrawny ghetto black guys?




I'm sure Bishop will love your reference!

I'll concede you have a valid point..although it has to be some kind niche' market? Like "obese ugly chics", no?
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#73587 - 12/11/04 10:23 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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your bisexual tendencies are totally cool. There is nothing wrong with you wanting to have a beautiful penis to get you hard during a threesome.




Damn, chicken! You've always had my respect with your wit and sharp responses! But that last one is so lame it made me cringe. You must be coming down with something?

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#73588 - 12/11/04 12:08 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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your bisexual tendencies are totally cool. There is nothing wrong with you wanting to have a beautiful penis to get you hard during a threesome.




Damn, chicken! You've always had my respect with your wit and sharp responses! But that last one is so lame it made me cringe. You must be coming down with something?




Man,...is there air-traffic control support for all the stuff that goes over your head? He was serious
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#73589 - 12/11/04 12:12 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
we should have some one setup a poll for what porn buying women want. ny tastes are off center i know so i need to go on record as porn buying women to say GM doesnt speak for me.

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#73590 - 12/11/04 01:21 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
XXXbitionist Offline
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Registered: 06/03/04
Posts: 703
Loc: blue state.....red county...
someone please set up this poll..

the reality is that porn is a fantasy....for it to appeal to appeal to the widest range of people it has to include a wide variety of people...

when I go through my local porn shop I find porn that appeals to a large variety of people...

Grant you are a specimen but totally not my type....I mean I think GM, Tyler and Pumper are nice looking men..but if I didn't know who they were and they tried to hit on me while I was out....I would not be interested in the least....

Bishop would have a shot with me.....if they stacked porn with guys like the previous mentioned..I can't imagine I would be the money spending fan that I am now...
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#73591 - 12/11/04 02:04 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 797
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I am saying that I like to watch porn that has RESPECTABLE looking guys in it. And i don't mean the dude has to work out like Tyler or I do. Just look half way respectable. It's too distracting to me when the guy looks nasty.




As a female performer AND a porn fan, i m gonna tell you my little secret.

My favourite guys aren t the best looking ones. My absolute favourites are the ones that keep their cock hard, and fuck good. Regardless of their physical aspect. That makes a good male performer, period.
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#73592 - 12/11/04 02:49 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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Registered: 11/13/04
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As a female performer AND a porn fan, i m gonna tell you my little secret.

My favourite guys aren t the best looking ones. My absolute favourites are the ones that keep their cock hard, and fuck good. Regardless of their physical aspect. That makes a good male performer, period.




Thank God it´s still hope for all of us ugly-hard-cock guys... Melissa, this is your happy day. Bend over and smile, say hello to my hard friend!
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#73593 - 12/11/04 05:14 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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I enjoy risk free sex with one beautiful woman.






Please chicken master, don't fill this board with lies. It make fools of us all.
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#73594 - 12/11/04 05:28 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains

Everybody is entitled to their opinion but to me the only guys that don't deserve to be in porn are the ones who have problems getting and keeping wood or cumming when told too, I said this before even a grossly out of shape guy or a butt ugly one has a place if he can do those things. The buying/renting public will determine whether or not any more product of that type gets made or not.Suply and demand.
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#73595 - 12/11/04 08:02 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Damn, chicken! You've always had my respect with your wit and sharp responses! But that last one is so lame it made me cringe. You must be coming down with something?





I have my issues and I blame Jesus for making me imperfect.

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#73596 - 12/11/04 08:04 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Please chicken master, don't fill this board with lies. It make fools of us all.




Ohh please I don't lie, I have her picture right here see...




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#73597 - 12/11/04 08:05 PM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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I have a thing for JLH. She is ugly sexy. I just think it would be a trip to do all kinds of nasty shit with her because of the front she puts on in public.
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#73598 - 12/12/04 04:41 AM Re: Grant Michaels vs Bishop
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
I've always wanted to see the bottoms of JLH's feet.

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