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#73510 - 12/09/04 08:00 PM Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Do they have to stay off the net while they have their jewish christmas or just sunday?.
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#73511 - 12/10/04 05:46 AM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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Some funny shihad from fayners awards part 2

THE "SUITCASE PIMP OF THE YEAR" AWARD: His name is Spyder Jones, and he is that tattooed guy hovering over Tera Patrick like she's the fucking Queen of England at all times. Oz is over, his band a bust, and now Evan should just let his woman do her thing while spending her money far away from her during working hours. Although I'm scared he'll hurt me for this, as a reporter I have a duty to print the truth.



THE "BEST RACK" AWARD: With Taylor St. Claire retired, the finest set of real tits belongs to Haley Paige. I never got to fuck them, or her, 'cause our proposed romance ended before it even started. Bummer for me.

THE "DIDN'T NEED A BOOB-JOB BUT GOT ONE ANYWAYS" AWARD: Teagan hates me right now. Boo Hoo. Whatever. I'm not losing any sleep because of it. I'm just not interested enough to care. But I was a big fan of Teagan's God-given boobs, and was truly saddened when she had them altered 'cause they were part of her "look" if you ask me, part of her appeal which wrangled many fans into her world. Her new boobs are quite nice, better than most, but I didn't think she needed them done. That's just my opinion, though.



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#73512 - 12/10/04 07:02 AM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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Registered: 04/19/04
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Do they have to stay off the net while they have their jewish christmas or just sunday?.




Hey Steinberg that reminds me what did you get as gifts these last few nights- Choclate gold coins or a little top (someone else help me with the draedel spelling)
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#73513 - 12/10/04 04:50 PM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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Registered: 11/12/04
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Who is fayner thinking of while teagan licks his face..he does have his eyes shut..or is he just feeling the effects of the recreational drugs he so much enjoys.
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#73514 - 12/10/04 04:52 PM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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Screw Teagan, she's ugly
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#73515 - 12/10/04 04:53 PM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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Registered: 11/12/04
Posts: 90
Loc: tora bora
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Screw Teagan, she's ugly




Yes,but who is he thinking of..maybe tony t or wanker wang.
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#73516 - 12/10/04 04:58 PM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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Yes,but who is he thinking of..maybe tony t or wanker wang.




Probably me. I prefer your old sig, the rainbows one.
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#73517 - 12/10/04 05:10 PM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
mullah mayhem Offline
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Registered: 11/12/04
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Loc: tora bora
I changed my sig back....you have to give the people what they want.
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#73518 - 12/10/04 07:26 PM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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Screw Teagan, she's ugly



she has big hands like a bigfoot
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#73519 - 12/10/04 07:53 PM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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she has big hands like a bigfoot





She has chubby teenager hands, she looks dirty a lot too, fuck teagan because i wouldn't.
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#73520 - 12/10/04 08:12 PM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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Unless of course Fayner is a pinhead because she sure looks like she could both palm it and then dunk him
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#73521 - 12/11/04 08:02 AM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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Registered: 07/05/04
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Is fayner an Ethiopian?


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Edited by c62 (12/11/04 08:03 AM)
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#73522 - 12/11/04 08:41 AM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
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nah just a garden variety junky.
but fuck dig that tan!

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#73523 - 12/11/04 09:09 AM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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Registered: 11/13/04
Posts: 427
Loc: Crystal Ray, “Khan helpe...
I know the tan guy! Teagans mom like him more that Teagan...
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#73524 - 12/11/04 12:36 PM Re: Whats the deal with luke ford and fayner now?
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what i want to know is whether fayner is hiding a bocce-ball in his mouth or whether he suffers from some horrible enlargement of the maxilla. i think it's probably the same as this guy--it might actually be fayner from better days...


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