Some funny shihad from fayners awards part 2
THE "SUITCASE PIMP OF THE YEAR" AWARD: His name is Spyder Jones, and he is that tattooed guy hovering over Tera Patrick like she's the fucking Queen of England at all times. Oz is over, his band a bust, and now Evan should just let his woman do her thing while spending her money far away from her during working hours. Although I'm scared he'll hurt me for this, as a reporter I have a duty to print the truth.
THE "BEST RACK" AWARD: With Taylor St. Claire retired, the finest set of real tits belongs to Haley Paige. I never got to fuck them, or her, 'cause our proposed romance ended before it even started. Bummer for me.
THE "DIDN'T NEED A BOOB-JOB BUT GOT ONE ANYWAYS" AWARD: Teagan hates me right now. Boo Hoo. Whatever. I'm not losing any sleep because of it. I'm just not interested enough to care. But I was a big fan of Teagan's God-given boobs, and was truly saddened when she had them altered 'cause they were part of her "look" if you ask me, part of her appeal which wrangled many fans into her world. Her new boobs are quite nice, better than most, but I didn't think she needed them done. That's just my opinion, though.