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#73472 - 12/09/04 07:26 PM
Porn collector cards
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I've tried to avoid this for as long as i can but i could hold back no more. Porn is stupid now, seriously. I thought it was bad enough when they released porn barbie dolls but now this, i can see it now. People coming up to charmane star at some porn convention, " oh my god miss star, im such a huge fan, my whole family loves you, can you umm , please sign my charmane star anal rookie card please". Give me a fucking break with this crap.
Edited by smelly monkey (12/09/04 07:28 PM)
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#73473 - 12/09/04 07:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i can think of a few adt members who will collect them all. i never got baseball cards, but i have adhd and i think i probably ate them.
i wonder if they have stats on surgeries, favorite drugs, places they escorted if relevant, and whether they have ever been a man.
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#73475 - 12/09/04 07:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
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hmmmm....a pretty safe place to start is the people who go to avn as their vacation every year to not have sex. i'm sure the party is surreal. i love being in groups of strangers in the desert knowing the common bond among them is they all like masturbating.
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#73477 - 12/10/04 03:52 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
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I'm gonna collect them all and make stickers out of them. Then I'm gonna stick them all over my ex girlfriend's car.
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#73483 - 12/10/04 10:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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lol, the best is hearing about the adt parties, people sharing rooms, going out to eat together. seriously, at any given moment there's a real threat of a circle-jerk making out.
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#73486 - 12/11/04 07:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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this will make you feel dirty
You're right. That is some lame shit.
I registered there but haven't bothered to post yet. I'm going to pick my topic carefully and go out in a blaze of glory. I'm thinking that if I can get banned in three posts it will be some sort of record, and I'll win a 4 girl blowjob from Melissa, Kami, Gen and Genesis. Hey a guy can dream.
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#73487 - 12/11/04 07:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
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My jaw is on the floor, i had no fucking idea. 7 pages about hotel bookings so they all can be at the same place and book the trip as a whole SEVEN FUCKING PAGES ABOUT IT. Speechless, which has been happening a lot lately, but , thats , umm, i,, what can i say?. Kami even makes an appearance. How in the fuck does that board reflect the true porn fan?, its a bunch of castrated fairies, for real.People on the disney board are harder and are more engaging then the people that post there, its just bland and insulting that its supposed to be porn related. I will take quality over quantity any day of the week. You people have to read it, its fucking unbelievable. I would love to be a fly on the wall when 8 of those freaks meet for the first time in the foyer of a hotel, man hugs, pats on the butt, adjusting of glasses, asking what kind of burger they want, i need to take a shower, ive got goosebumps all of a sudden, i think i would prefer to give robin givens my bank details , im tried and in a state of shock that people like this still exist, someone call maury.
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#73489 - 12/11/04 07:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I want swami and r kelly to mud wrestle in thongs, if this can be guaranteed then ill go.
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#73490 - 12/12/04 03:39 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/17/04
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I've tried to avoid this for as long as i can but i could hold back no more. Porn is stupid now, seriously. I thought it was bad enough when they released porn barbie dolls but now this, i can see it now. People coming up to charmane star at some porn convention, " oh my god miss star, im such a huge fan, my whole family loves you, can you umm , please sign my charmane star anal rookie card please". Give me a fucking break with this crap.
Where the fuck have you been, monkey? There have been porn star trading cards off and on since the early 90's but they stopped getting produced when the whole non-sports card market imploded in the mid-90's plus most comic/hobby retailers would only special order adult cards if you asked them. You can usually find some of the older stuff on eBay.
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#73491 - 12/12/04 07:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Green latern hows leanna doing?.
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#73492 - 12/12/04 07:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
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the fact you know these things prove you're a dangerous fanatic lantern. do you trade these with the neighborhood children in hopes of getting a '95 leanna anal-rookie?
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#73493 - 12/13/04 12:13 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/17/04
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Green latern hows leanna doing?.
LeeAnna's doing fine & she's featuring @ Club Elite in Pittsburgh later this week.
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#73494 - 12/13/04 12:18 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/17/04
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the fact you know these things prove you're a dangerous fanatic lantern. do you trade these with the neighborhood children in hopes of getting a '95 leanna anal-rookie?
Funny, James but LeeAnna didn't start in the biz until late 1996. By then, the market for porn collector cards had imploded so you won't find any cards for any stars from 1996 on.
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