those t-mobile commercials are the worst thing that ever happened to me other than clicking on smartt's tranny thread.
i'd fuck her, but only if she had her vocal chords removed like they do with nutjob dogs. if she could talk, i'd say i'd fuck her over a tranny, even a convincing one. if i already had aids, i'd think about the gauranteed evil angel director's position though.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits