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#73321 - 12/09/04 04:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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Where the hell do you get these pics? I like bishop's hat but Byron's hat gotta go- who gets a hat with their own name on it? what is that for people in the biz know him and people out of the biz don't care, the only thing i can think of is that if you drink a lot and or are prone to amnesia it would help you remember who you are. Also I love how Monkey slips in the photo of caddy escalade with the brotha pics. You so crazy 
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#73322 - 12/09/04 05:20 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
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Some funny stuff  ...I'm waiting for Bishop's comments
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#73324 - 12/09/04 06:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#73328 - 12/09/04 07:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Who is that black guy, though? I've seen him on that site where they take the girl out on the boat. Captain Something-or-Other.
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#73329 - 12/09/04 07:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Sex pictures don't interest me, pictures of byron in a car park in his boxers with white socks and black shoes, now those interest me.
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#73330 - 12/09/04 08:36 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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I have to be honest... I am quiet surprised how UGLY these two Muther Fuckers are! And the whole skull warmers thing is pathetically ghetto. I hope Kelly Wild was well paid for her scene!
I'll go a step further and say you 2 bastards, Bishop and Byron, are LUCKY you are in porn...otherwise you'd never get laid!!!
And this is not a "color" thing ...so get over yourselves. This is an honesty thing. This industry obviously needs more class ...like Tyler Knight.
Respect me for at least speaking my mind. Otherwise... you can kiss my ass.
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#73332 - 12/09/04 08:57 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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#73335 - 12/09/04 09:12 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Yo Bishop...Yo dawg.....what up with yo eyes in this shot?
Did Max Hardcore just piss in them? My Nizzle?????
SOMEBODY feed this boy a steak. The female talent is twice his size. Fuck it....I'll buy you a steak at the AVN...how's that Bishy-fo-shizzy?
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#73336 - 12/09/04 09:14 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Yo Bishop...Yo dawg.....what up with yo eyes in this shot?
Did Max Hardcore just piss in them? My Nizzle?????
SOMEBODY feed this boy a steak. The female talent is twice his size. Fuck it....I'll buy you a steak at the AVN...how's that Bishy-fo-shizzy?
You forgot the sideways head shake and the snap of the fingers at the end.
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#73337 - 12/09/04 10:14 PM
Re: Bishop and Byron
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Boy ,take a few days to go get laid (repeatedly)by the finest women in porn and this is what I come back to?  Pleasure to meet you BM,and a comfort to know that you do not find me attractive,for if you did it would surely take an act of congress to keep you off of me.You are right more men should look like you.As a group you should continue to pump yourselves full of bovine dna until your man-breast reach their full-potential and your collective peni have retreated to you abdomen.I would definetly enjoy a steak with you as I'm sure you would know it's lineage......personally.I will resist any personal targets ie;hair,choice of underware,unnecessary posing to attract whatever your opposite sex may be,as well as questions ,that if you answer may alarm me..where do you hide your tail during shoots?I will however agree that any scuffle would be brief,no doubt when I muss your coiff and you hesitate to find a mirror I would skewer you with a screw-driver much like the bull-fighters of old.warmest regards bizzle-mizzle. p.s.is it just me or does he remind you of tt?but tt's dick still works 
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#73338 - 12/10/04 03:58 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Oh god.  Now I'm crying. Please, let this continue. 
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#73343 - 12/10/04 04:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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hm needs more bishop, needs more bishoppppppppppp.
Bishop where you at, and wheres tyler knight yo?.
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#73346 - 12/10/04 07:56 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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AVN Fight Rundown:
Jeff vs. Sammura
Jeff vs. Swami
Bishop & Byron vs. Grant Michaels
Lets get ready to rumble.
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#73351 - 12/11/04 02:06 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Okay now I'm a little bitch...Must have touched a nerve.Don't get all touchy on me now you started this shit so MAN-UP!(figuratively speaking of course)Alright lets for one second pretend you don't inject some phantom enhancement drug(next you'll be saying you buy off the rack)Why the fuck would you do that to yourself?Did you get your head stuffed in the toilet a lot as a skinny little boy?Do you think the big muscles are gonna stop daddy from coming in your room every night?Would you be in porn if you stayed out of the gym for a month?  P a y a t t e n t i o n I'm gonna go slow here so you have a chance to understand  I'm in porn because my phone rings several times a week with someone wanting to pay me to fuck a pretty girl!Ive been directing for several months now and I am over 40 years old but those calls keep coming.When they stop I assure you I wont do another scene.The calls probably have something to do with the fact I can be depended on to do the job that as far as I know involves being a prop to showcase A PRETTY GIRL!Most folks I know don't tune in for me(I think thats another genre)By the by you may want to send those penis pics to GAY-VN I don't think anyone HERE would be interested.Congrats tho on any successful work you may have had done down there,it must be on par with your other alterations. On a more serious note you should stop dropping Tyler Knight's name like he is some friend of yours...Because he's actually one of my best friends and far too couthe for the likes of you.Call and ask him-oh you would need to get his number from someone so just dream about him or whatever  ........  (grant dreaming)Lastly we can do whatever you want with all that decapitation-hurrah you're spouting.I don't see any special apparatus keeping your head in-place(though you may want to consider it)as for vegas I'll be in early fri thru sun ,I'll be staying at the Venitian and I'll be on the floor all three days wearing a skull cap. Good luck finding a shirt that fits............Bishop 
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#73353 - 12/11/04 03:11 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#73354 - 12/11/04 05:52 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Bishop,
I don't want to get into a mud-slinging match with you (excuse the pun). I really have better things to do. Afterall, I don't really know you and did not know you in your 40's. I am starting to feel like a bully now.
Tyler Knight? Met him on a set and i was impressed with the way he presented himself. Nothing Ghetto fabulous about him. Learn from him, Bish.
Oh, and please don't boast of your directing. Every porn star and their nephew is trying it now. A retard could direct gonzo.
The rest of your response was such drivel it does not deserve any kind of rebuttal.
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#73355 - 12/11/04 06:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Can we get Melissa in here as the "Round Girl"? I'd love to see her topless carrying around a placard with the round number on it. Also, I'd like to recommend Marc Wallice as cut man, he's good at stopping fluid flow.
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#73356 - 12/11/04 01:07 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
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#73357 - 12/11/04 02:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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hey, you both get regular calls for work and there are so many styles of stuff out there you can find porn with any kind of act or performer. if your services are still in demand, you're the right fit for some genre.
it's been funny as fuck to read, but i'd wrap shit up before it's on every single gossip site and back to every director and owner. i love conflict, but sort this one out before people other than luke find this and horrify readers not hardened to the way of the monkey cage.
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#73360 - 12/11/04 03:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
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hey, just don't wanna see anyone's bottom line but swami's affected because of a message board. well, max hardcore too.
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#73361 - 12/11/04 05:32 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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Hey, you both get regular calls for work and there are so many styles of stuff out there you can find porn with any kind of act or performer. if your services are still in demand, you're the right fit for some genre.
It's been funny as fuck to read, but i'd wrap shit up before it's on every single gossip site and back to every director and owner. i love conflict, but sort this one out before people other than luke find this and horrify readers not hardened to the way of the monkey cage.
Ya know what, Bish? Jamesn has some great points. I have never read a post of his I did not like.
I may have been harsh in my statements of you and Long.. even though this is the Land of the Free (Speech)... it appears that when you say "someone is unattractive in your eyes" you are deemed as a rabid racist(?). I really believe that had I said I found a certain Asian, or Latino, girl unattractive NOTHING would have been said. Monkey calls Gen ugly every day...no one says anything. But... I'm a "racist"???? Whatever.
Bisshy, the "beheading" statement was NOT mine...I just ran with it....for humor. It was tongue-in-cheek....but you have taken it to heart. (Half of the shit on this board is satire)
So....tell you what. I will apologize to you if i may have offended you in any way. I was just expressing my freedom of speech.
Fighting on a message board is silly anyway. Fighting in person is reality and something I actually enjoy... but that is irrelevant here.
But we do need to end this.
So again, I apologize for hurting your feelings.
Edited by Grant_Michaels (12/11/04 07:41 PM)
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#73363 - 12/11/04 07:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
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thanks, i hate being a peacemaker but here's the big thing-when you check "who's online" it'll sometimes be 4 registered users and 28 anons. someone's reading this shit and every time someone like fayner/wanker/teagan comes here to deny something it's a reminder that people are paying attention. i love mischief like nothing else, the only thing that's kept me from getting spectacuarly nailed for it is trying to always be conscious of your audience and what's reasonably in their ability to do to you if they fucking despised you there are enough lurkers i'd worry one of them could be or knows the guy you'd like to ask for you own series at some point. this is our entertainment but your reality, people do much more unpleasant things to succeed than accepting that you have to get along with someone without incident if you're not enthralled with it. there are enough people in the industry who deserve bad things, neither of you guys are cunts so stick around-you've never met and nobody killed the other's parents pr anything.
ahh, already on lukeisback.....i'm a fucking soothsayer or things are getting predictable
Edited by jamesn (12/11/04 07:35 PM)
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#73364 - 12/11/04 07:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
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Another good post by Jamesn.
Strangest thing just happened....Just chatted with Bishop on the phone!! Never met him or talked to him before. He was VERY cool. He said he accepted my apology... which was gracious of him. And he was humerous.
He pointed out that there was more than enough work for all of us "stunt cocks". And he was right...It made me feel bad for the things i had said about him earlier. We live and learn I guess. Thanks Bish.
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#73367 - 12/11/04 10:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i can't believe i tried to be reasonable, but i'd hardly say that was adt-like. 100 posts about decapitation, racism, bisexuality, and other comedy would have led to panic, heart attacks, then weeping adults over there clutching onto the glory days of "Wow! Teagan!"
bishop's been cool as shit from day and grant's like a bigger, straighter garfield 2.0. the huge thing is neither of them just spam like all of adt's industry members and they don't do what the ones who post here three times then realize "holy shit, i've just walked into the end of apocalypse now/heart of darkness". then leave or refuse to discuss their imaginary dead marine. modelgig is the exception, i have no idea who claire james is and don't care, but he's unstoppable and probably a cyborg. he's the last annoying vestige of the pre-monkey/marc wallice age when brandon roamed free and it was just bitter guys who hold camera lighting and hand out lube talking about boring things. marc wallice died, and the rest is hilarity/history but you don't want good posters fighting to the death. fighting is good, but it's tough to replace them.
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#73369 - 12/12/04 07:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
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i remember seeing this place in febuary or something, it was all guys who handed out lube at bukakes arguing about who had the most juice. and pussy power. i didn't come back until marc wallice died and darren james got sick, but looking at the first stretch of the board's history it's basically easy to divide. there's pre-monkey, the great terror, and the monkey era. the most controversial topics in the first era would get like 18 replies. then in the spring into the summer the place got funny and no longer hospitable to some. there was a great purging of names we all know which is when i started checking it a few times a day.. i suspect the monkey era will end explosively, with the secret service knocking down most of our doors and taking computers as evidence. smartt runs the largest child pornography operation outside of the ukraine, damn him for attracting the attention
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