Do you know her, Robert?

By the way, I don't miss Vegas a bit.

Moved to California and became a surfer.

It's really, really hard to surf in Vegas. The 1 foot waves at The Mandalay Bay just don't cut it...ya know?

About the only thing I miss about Vegas is the one dollar blackjack tables at the Sahara. And the prime rib. And hiking in the mountains. And going down the lower Colorado on my boat to where you can hike up to those awesome hot springs. And Club Utopia.

We fucked just about all of the strippers that lived in Vegas, at one time or another, so we really don't miss that.

Oddly enough, that got old.

Actually, there is one other thing about Vegas I miss...now that I think about it.

If you ever get the chance, take a hike up to the top of Mount Charleston. It's a fucking long hike, but well worth it. You have to start by six in the morning, though, or you won't make it back down by nightfall.

Fucking did that hike, all the way to the top, three times. Each time we took a different girl and had sex in various parts of those wonderful woods up there.

Still doesn't beat surfing though.

By the way...

I saw on Lukeford that Sky Lopez is thinking about creating some sort of presentation to help girls new to the industry avoid problems. That sounds like a wonderful thing to do.

Lord, bless Sky Lopez, and help her follow through with this.

Sure beats the fuck outta Gen's 'I don't give a fuck' attitude. You go, Sky.

Maybe I'll be singing your praises here soon, just like Britni.

Anyways, what do you think of Vegas, Robert?

Sick of it yet?

The Outsider