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#73150 - 12/08/04 05:06 PM
Re: Message from Nicole Brazzle
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I don't care how many responses this gets it already one of my top 5 favorite threads. Yall, LOL.
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#73152 - 12/08/04 05:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Nicole needs to respond and say something. I mean we can speculate all we want but if she was any kind of a person she would post some kind of a response.
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#73153 - 12/08/04 05:31 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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#73155 - 12/08/04 06:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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...snip... Yall, LOL. ....snip...
"This can't come close to the final Lord Byron threads.
I'll ignore the Southern insult from Smartt regarding the "ya'll", but jrv, your response is just more evidence that you were in on the Nicole "gag". Was this piece of shit farce your idea? I hope nobody shows up for your lameass party (and they won't when you fess up and tell them it's cash bar) and that kyoto cuts your head off with his samurai sword and the Smelly Monkey shits down the pulsing stump.
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#73156 - 12/08/04 07:12 PM
Re: Message from Nicole Brazzle
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
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She could have pulled this off by simply vanishing for a week or so. Showing up at Wank-0's PSK event the next day and having a slapping good time wasn't the brightest idea. Neither was the whole "yep, he's dead, come to my party! Hire my [partner's] hos!" schtick. Actually, this was the worst execution of a hoax since Michael Jackson tried to tongue-wrestle with Lisa Marie Presley in public, but she isn't in porn because she's a great actress. I think we can call this one. Hell, Fox News would have called it yesterday. Do you think this would work for my new signature? Quote:
Just because I have a man that died dont mean I can stop my hard work - Nicole Brazzle
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#73159 - 12/08/04 08:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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HOLLYWOOD, CA – In what promises to be the best porn party of the year, porn stars and adult industry VIPs will celebrate Mike's slaughter at the hands of savages in wild style with ‘A Sinful, Wicked, Sex Z Night of the Unknown Soldier’. This exclusive VIP porn party starts at 10PM on Friday, dec 29th in the huge VIP areas of IVAR in Hollywood and lasts until 3AM. Porn stars and VIP industry personnel are encouraged to dress in funeral attire as they walk the red carpet bathed in movie premiere style lighting as they enter the Hollywood hot spot in grand style. Complimentary cocktails for porn babes while they last. The evening’s party hosts include AVN’s ‘Performer of the Year’ and JM Productions contract girl Ashley Blue and ‘Starlet of the Year’ Stormy of Wicked Pictures. Other mournful hosts include Shy Love, Victoria Givens, Randi Wright, Mr. Marcus, Dick Smothers Jr., Red Light District’s Tee-Reel, and newcomer Britney Rears.The party is being organized by Jeff Mullen and his media services company All Media Play which recently staged the wild ‘Heidi Fleiss’ party along with a number of leading adult companies who are sponsoring this event. Mike Moz of Direct Models is coordinating the exclusive VIP guest list, where porn stars and industry types get in for free. This will be the best party of all. Who the fuck is MIke? Anyone? Participating sponsors for this freaky Friday night of porn fun are Digital Sin, Wicked Pictures, Sex Z Pictures, Shane’s World, Phoenix Releasing, Wanted List, Skyy Vodka, Direct Models, Dane Hardcore, Smash Pictures, Below 42 Vodka, Bishop’s Blind Sex Dates, Belvedere Vodka, KSEX , Adultcon, Rockman Enterprises and X-Play. “I think I was the only person to miss the Heidi Fleiss party because I was out of town, so I won’t miss thisâ€, stated Victoria Givens, who just set the world record for the largest anal gangbang. What a fucking stupid thing to do. silly slut, gangbangs are for drug money. Sex Z Pictures with a reputation for throwing great porn parties is once again co-sponsoring to make sure that everyone has a sexy good time. "There will be plenty of drink tickets for porn girls, who the fuck is this mike guy?", stated owner Bo Kenney Wanted List will have some fun as will Phoenix Releasing which is home to Heidi Fleiss, Shane TV and John T. Bone. Digital Sin is celebrating their #1 DVD ‘Groupie Love’ with a night of devilishly good times and Smash Pictures will be there to party as well. The girls of Shane’s World will be out in force as will the ‘Latina Sabrosas’ of Dane Hardcore. KSEX will have a crew at the party as will Showtime as they tape the hit series ‘Family Business’. Are they going to start making up "never-were" rappers from Yo! MTV raps like Nicole made up mike? They must be running out of them, coolio's in jail so he's out. You've got really, really low standards if this shit entertains you. Ivar is currently the hottest nightclub in Hollywood with terrific VIP areas both on the main floor and at the mezzanine level where a 'who’s who' of the adult industry will be in attendance. “We have both large VIP areas of this hot nightclub including the entire upper level which will accommodate about 350 VIP industry guests as expectedâ€, stated Jeff Mullen of All Media Play. Mike Moz of Direct Models is working the exclusive VIP guest-list. This VIP list will be limited strictly to adult performers and working members of the adult industry. “We want the VIP areas to be packed with girls†stated Moz who also recommends that guys should come with ladies if they want to be included on the list.Packs of guys are not going to make the VIP guest list. bYou must receive a confirmation return email stating that you have been put on the VIP guest list however all porn babes who forget to RSVP and show up and will get into the club. Complimentary cocktails for porn performers while they last. . RSVP to mikemoz@ladirectmodels.com Costumes are encouraged but the sexy porn look works! Tell your girlfriends cuz this is the deceased fictitious fiance party you don’t want to miss! Mike is dead Porn Bash is Friday, October 29th, 10PM at IVAR. 6356 Hollywood Blvd. Hollywood, CA 90028- (enter on Ivar) [image]http://[/image]
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#73160 - 12/08/04 08:34 PM
Re: Message from Nicole Brazzle
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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In what promises to be the best porn party of the year, porn stars and adult industry VIPs will celebrate Mike's slaughter at the hands of savages in wild style with ‘A Sinful, Wicked, Sex Z Night of the Unknown Soldier’
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#73162 - 12/08/04 08:36 PM
Re: Message from Nicole Brazzle
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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this took me 5 minutes, give her a day to reply then i'm going to create the biggest PR fiasco since they tried to shove new coke down our throats. i figure the formula is easy, just mix the same clubs, wantedlist.com, some other companies i doubt have futures or make money, a picture of fayner, etc.
I hate PR people more than monkey hates cornell west, i bet some of them are stupid enough to put this up(hardcoregossipguy!)
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#73163 - 12/08/04 08:38 PM
Re: Message from Nicole Brazzle
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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If you have a pussy then jrv will believe whatever you say. "ohh so you say purple unicorns fly out of your pussy, wow, thats amazing".
What a fool
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#73168 - 12/08/04 11:45 PM
Re: Message from Nicole Brazzle
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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No I wasn't "in on the gag", other than knowing there was a problem with they story since Zenman posted that in fact no Mike has been killed fully one week before the Arab made that point again. Also, I said at that time there was something obviously peculiar, but didn't bother to pursue it: it didn’t bother me at the time other than being a little disappointing.
It’s a little surprising to see so many surprised at this since Zen had said a week earlier it didn’t work. It’s a little late to be triumphant over this “new†discovery.
This is quoted in its entirety so I can append the ultimate representation of how I feel about this:
If Zen wants a cookie, here, jrv, go give Zenman this cookie for me. Green Lantern added another fascinating and interesting fact to the story, completely debunking this KIA notification "letter." Green Lantern, here, have a cookie.
I'd like to hereby give notification that my new friend Captain Bunning will also get a cookie. I'll also give myself a cookie, because while someone was expressing his skepticism by discussing Brett Fucking Favre, the Arab was on the phone remembering what blood tasted like, and enjoying it.
Is the wet blanket drying on the nice hot rocks now?
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#73169 - 12/09/04 01:56 PM
Re: Message from Nicole Brazzle
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/17/04
Posts: 115
Loc: MA
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Thanks for the cookie, smilingarab.
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#73170 - 12/09/04 02:03 PM
Re: Message from Nicole Brazzle
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Mmmmm. Cookie.
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