jrv,
I remember the earliest days of aolhell, when you were lucky to get a connection at 9600. The joke then was how cool it was that everyone online had blonde hair, green eyes and 6-pack abs.

Porn is all illusion anyway - stuff you can't try at home. There is no real bangbus or milfhunter or meathole or pissmop. As long as the tape or disc plays in color when you pop it in, who really gives a shit - Meg Ryan ain't gonna do double anal, and likely, neither is your wife.