i'm convinced porn stars love lying on their resumes more than george o'leary does to notre dame. it's usually easy enough for someone to catch the bullshit college ones like jasmine st. clair claiming she attended columbia and had a diploma by 20. well, that isn't even worth checking. this one was sui generis --it wasn't about some absurd acheivement or hiding from the feds/mob. it was that something shitty happened to her, had she not continued the PR blitzkrieg there wouldn't have been a person who doubted her.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits