Someday, we'll be able to tell our children that we were there to witness the rise of one of the most incisive writers and interviewers in the world - an ambiguously gay Barbara Walters, even. He's already well on his way with one of the best and most coveted sponsors in the world.

Ladies and gentlemen: I'm proud to introduce my role model, an inspiration to male lesbians everywhere, and my best friend in college (it was just experimenting!), Matt Casey.

I had no idea he had done 4 interviews, maybe I shouldnt have been mean to this literary genius.

seeking safety in numbers from monkeys and other more cunning predators, the limey lesbos are spreading their love of girl/girl stuff to wankus' forums. they've attracted this guy mattcaseysucks who's totally bent on their destruction and kept talking shit about them until Dr. Porn drew a line in the sand. He called out wankus for letting the guy post and then claimed to have posted for the last time. He was back 2 days later, asking the same inane rhetorical questions and his trademark "who's ______(fill in name of completely obvious person). and mattcasey registered while he was in self-imposed exile on the isle of lesbos to tell wankus "dr. porn is so upset". i'm going to fire mattcaseysucks an email to register here since he's been apparently haunting dr.porn/mattcasey for quite some time and obviously knows how to hit a nerve leading to "KAMI'S A SLAPPER! SHAG!" and "SMELLY MONKEY LOVES BOY SEX" hilarity

What happened to Rump/Byron he left here and went there i think but doesn't even seem to post there anymore?

my next line is actually called "Kami is a slapper shag, now with monkeys" I owe him

great style of recap by the way, i liked it.