U KNOW I'M NOT, LOLLOL. MELISSA AND GAYOTO ARE JEALOUS OF MY BODY.

convincing? that's cool, i just felt bad for the guy-i'm going on antibiotics for the conscience i've come down with suddenly. or smartt gave me herpes via some amazonian pygmy witchdoctor/leader of brazil putting a hex on me.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits