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i kinda mentioned i had some affiliation there, but it's something that probably is only going to impress the wrong people. or make me fax copies of my diloma to strangers on a porn board who doubt the veracity of my claim or are cagey, nigerian and will steal my identity. i don't care where people went to school, there are a bunch of people brighter than any of my friends there who are now doing impressive things like playing hockey in iowa or meeting with a probation officer for being so fucked up they walked into a police car, drove it in reverse for 15 feet then was suprised to be arrested at gunpoint. i'll probably end up going back to be a poor-man's arab/be a lawyer. i pulled a buzzer-beating deferral this fall thanks to a note from my wildly unscrupulous shrink/adderall vending machine. can you tell i feel like a douchebag talking about this?

generally, talking about the fact you went to college is heinous adt stuff, but i hate this chick. like monkey hates jrv without the sexual part. she was like 2 years behind me, showed up with attitude to a place with enough weird peripheral-royalty euros and kids with tickets to their local sports franchise because their dad owns it. the novelty wore off for most people fast-she's not cute, acted like an entitled bitch, and took a spot from someone more qualified who probably wanted to be there and would have graduated(i'm not sure if she did). halfway through her first year she annoyed enough of the quasi-frat i was in that it became a game to make her wait with the rest of the elite plebians.

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