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#72564 - 12/06/04 04:51 AM Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I had this sent to me and i have come close to wetting myself, it is UNBELIEVABLE. Its run by and about this chick called spring thomas, cute in a trashy kinda way, BUT she only fucks black guys, heres the thing she calls them niggers, i mean she is dropping the N bomb like shes richard pryor circa 1977. This is what she says to one of the black dudes "i say nigger because i don't care about colour and only fuck black guys", well that makes a whole lotta sense. She fucks byron long in one scene and its like a secretary like theme and she says im searching for a new nigger to fuck, ohh heres one he is an ugly nigger though, i almost fell off my chair. I think her pappy was a grandmaster in the KKK that probably molested her smartt style and this is her payback, anyways you have to see this site, whether your black, white, yellow or green you will laugh so hard it will hurt. (as usual please copy and paste link, instead of just clicking on it, in case it takes you somewhere else)


www.springthomas.com
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#72565 - 12/06/04 09:30 AM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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The tag line on one of the clips: All this and more can be yours....if you're a nigga
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#72566 - 12/06/04 02:17 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Quote:

The tag line on one of the clips: All this and more can be yours....if you're a nigga






Its filled with them. heres some of my favorites.

"spring pleases more black males then welfare"

"The only white girl allowed at the million man march"

"take that white america"

In one scene she brings in some middle aged white dude puts him in a cage while she fucks a black dude, black dude blows his load in her face, he leaves then with the load still on her mug walks over to the cage lets the guy out and says you can eat my pussy now, and while he is doing it she says hows that nigga's dick taste.

I would pay good money to see wes perform with her, i think my head would explode, both of them.
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#72567 - 12/06/04 02:43 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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#72568 - 12/06/04 02:47 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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#72569 - 12/06/04 02:48 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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#72570 - 12/06/04 06:01 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
zenman Offline
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I'm struck by how much she looks like Kate Hudson.
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#72571 - 12/06/04 06:24 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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I'm struck by how much she looks like Kate Hudson.




A little bit, i was leaning more towards sky lopez's little sis.
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#72572 - 01/05/05 02:36 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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White America Strikes back (copy and paste link, instead of clicking)

http://www.chinomelette.net/amateurallure/20040709/frmvp.html
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#72573 - 01/05/05 06:10 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Not to digress or veer of on a fucking tangent, but can someone explain once and for all why/how Black Dudes are so fucking HUNG??? I look at pics like this and.....holy shit....damn, where's my bong!?!?!? I am fucking depressed, my dick fully erect is only 5-7/8" long.....


Oh well, at least I have money......wtf.
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#72574 - 01/05/05 06:56 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Its because black people evolved from donkeys while white people evolved from chimps. Common sense.
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#72575 - 01/05/05 07:13 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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I thought it was because white people invented underwear, thereby stunting their own growth.

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#72576 - 01/05/05 07:19 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
Smelly Monkey Offline
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I can't complain, i mean why do you think black people are so stupid?. Cause all the blood thats supposed to be circulating around their brain is stuck down near their donkey dicks.
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#72577 - 01/05/05 08:29 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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negros are hung like horses so that when they land up in jail the joy they provide to each other comes with lots of pain. You see god didnt want the negro to have pleasure with anything. Knowing that they would all land up in prison he made their dicks huge to add to the punishment they would have to endure.

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#72578 - 01/06/05 05:54 AM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Registered: 12/16/04
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Loc: Florida
um not cool

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#72579 - 01/06/05 09:22 AM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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All you white people suck
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#72580 - 01/06/05 10:21 AM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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This is touching. It's like the spirit of Reggie White has come down and taken possession of this thread.
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#72581 - 01/06/05 11:21 AM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Come on Arab you know that the white man is nothing but a botched experiment of an ancient black scientist. Everyone knows this to be true.
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#72582 - 01/06/05 11:44 AM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Come on Arab you know that the white man is nothing but a botched experiment of an ancient black scientist. Everyone knows this to be true.





*does best Jesse Jackson Impression* "Ahem, Indubitably."

I am only white because when I was baby my evil voo-doo practicing grandmother used to give me baths in Clorox 2.
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#72583 - 01/06/05 01:38 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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It must be true. Those guys on the corner of 42nd and 8th wouldn't lie would they?
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#72584 - 01/07/05 04:50 AM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Quote:

um not cool







Best ever
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#72585 - 01/09/05 12:11 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Damn it Monkey- first Samura then Wes then Bishop and now Nosey, You are chasin all the brothas away- and I like all those guys
Go to Marcus' board and chase those brothas these guys were cool
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#72586 - 01/09/05 04:34 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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What are you talking about. Bish is still here he is just busy i got a Pm from him a few days ago, wes was a one time treat and nosey is here. God cleetus you are becoming jrv jr in my mind now.
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#72587 - 01/09/05 04:41 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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God cleetus you are becoming jrv jr in my mind now.



Oh come on. Nobody can be as bad as me.
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#72588 - 01/09/05 04:42 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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DIE JRV DIE DIE DIE, KILL, KILL, KILL. ME FUCKIE THE JRV DEAD BODYIE.
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#72589 - 01/09/05 05:31 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Screw off- you never call anymore
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#72590 - 01/09/05 09:50 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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huh? i mean
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#72591 - 01/10/05 03:52 AM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Registered: 04/21/04
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He cut me off, Cleet. I NEVER had a daddy! NEVER!!!!



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#72592 - 01/10/05 12:12 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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yup, he used to write sweet lil pm's every night and the last 3 months nothing. It is disheartening to say the least. He probably has a new friend- who is it Fester or Tantas Daddy? I'm jeleous.
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#72593 - 01/10/05 03:07 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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OHH god. I just called to say, i loveeeeee youuuuuuu, and i mean it from the bottom of my heartttttttttt. I barely Pm anyone anymore since my death threats from lex steele via pms im afraid to look, i have to sleep with a gun under my pillow. (tony can you get a smiley sleeping with a gun under pillow?)
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#72594 - 01/10/05 03:59 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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You so carazy
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#72595 - 01/10/05 06:51 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Quote:

yup, he used to write sweet lil pm's every night and the last 3 months nothing. It is disheartening to say the least. He probably has a new friend- who is it Fester or Tantas Daddy? I'm jeleous.




It ain't me babe no no no it ain't me babe..............
I'm just a lonely bastard child, but it could be fester. I'll check and get back to you.
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#72596 - 03/20/07 12:07 AM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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this thread is bizarre.

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#72597 - 03/20/07 03:10 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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negros are hung like horses so that when they land up in jail the joy they provide to each other comes with lots of pain. You see god didnt want the negro to have pleasure with anything. Knowing that they would all land up in prison he made their dicks huge to add to the punishment they would have to endure.




I laughed out loud at this for a good 30 seconds.

Since a white man typed it and I (being white) laughed at it, does that make me a racist?
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#72598 - 03/20/07 04:07 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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MB, this thread is a good example of humorous racism, part of the reason i bumped it.

also, there's no way to explain spring thomas.

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#72599 - 03/20/07 04:13 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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The first page was great... the second page..

Cleet and Monkey really gayed it up...you never call etc..
not a Cage classic.
-Just sayin
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#72600 - 03/20/07 05:08 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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I'd forgotten how much monkey brought to the board.
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#72601 - 03/20/07 05:28 PM Re: Spring Thomas: You HAVE to see this
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Quote:

Not to digress or veer of on a fucking tangent






Quote:

I am fucking depressed, my dick fully erect is only 5-7/8" long.




This may be where it all started. Three days in and already we learned of his lack of endowment. Who knew that two years later this little factoid would be but a blip among all twenty volumes of Burg's "T.M.I. Chronicles".
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