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Are you saying that you are telling the truth?. There is no record of a mike dying around the time you claimed in Iraq, people checked, it a public record.




I for one am tired of Mike M. Michaelson being disrespected by you jackaninnys. I have decided that I will hold a funeral service for our Unknown Soldier, at my own expense. It's the least I can do.

I know he hasn't been lain into this sacred soil he gave his life defending because I just spoke to the RBE at Camp Pendleton, who assured me that no one named Mike or Michael had been lain to rest in the month of December.

Instead of a flag, though, I will drape his coffin with a banner which reads "GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FIRST ANAL, NICOLE," or, alternately "GOOD LUCK ON YOUR PRODUCTION COMPANY," "GOOD LUCK ON YOUR MODELING AGENCY," or "GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PARTY, DECEMBER 17th, TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE." Hell, it's a flag, there's room for all of 'em.

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It's Mike!
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