swami running outta sponsors i wonder if i called up pretending to be a pornographer from myanmar he'd give me press for a few months. it seems like he'd bite, but then my weeklong ebola/smallpox is making me delusional at this point. i even swear outsider/god spoke to me about taxes.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits