swami running outta sponsors i wonder if i called up pretending to be a pornographer from myanmar he'd give me press for a few months. it seems like he'd bite, but then my weeklong ebola/smallpox is making me delusional at this point. i even swear outsider/god spoke to me about taxes.

I would like to take this opportunity to announce my sponsors.

Mountain Dew (fizzy piss)

jack daniels Tennessee bourbon

FBI

ADT

Mel Gibson

lex steele productions

You forgot to add Dave Pounder among your sponsors.

"Explaining herself, London told me that she didn't sponsor the program, wasn't sponsoring the program. Which might be news to Swami. And if London is a sponsor, it's only one more of her parlor tricks on display."

unecessarily giving swami legitimacy gene ross must be gay for swami...

Swami has quite a few good parlor tricks he can fit 8 snooker balls in his ass.