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I did it, boys and girls. I lost my virginity in the back of a limo on video for Midnight Prowl!...29 years in the making! Damn was that fun (even though it was tricky keeping balance as the limo turned.

I personally want to take this moment to thank Mr. Poo for hooking me up!

I hope all the bitches who shot me down in junior high, high school, and college see me enjoy the freedom of fucking a whore while they're probably trapped in a depressing life.....I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT!!!

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I'm puzzled. If you're content losing your virginity to a whore, why did you wait so long? You could have just hired one years ago.

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