I did it, boys and girls. I lost my virginity in the back of a limo on video for Midnight Prowl!...29 years in the making! Damn was that fun (even though it was tricky keeping balance as the limo turned.

I personally want to take this moment to thank Mr. Poo for hooking me up!

I hope all the bitches who shot me down in junior high, high school, and college see me enjoy the freedom of fucking a whore while they're probably trapped in a depressing life.....I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT!!!