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Brothers and Sisters-ah! Heed the words of Pastor John and reject the unholy instruments of the devil-ah!
He will try to poison your spirits-ah! But keep the faith and overcome the hardships like our lord and saviour-ah! Who am I talking about y’all? Jesus, that’s right JEEEESSSUSSS!!
*struts around the alter while pocketing the collection plate*
Whose first for a blessing? Step forward-ah!
Best post ever. 
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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